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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 07:03 PM
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Anybody seen my penis?
Edited on Thu Apr-24-08 07:04 PM by Jamastiene
See, I enlarged it last year after I got that email with "UNBEATABLE GUARANTEE: ENLARGE YOUR PENIS BY AS MUCH AS 6 INCHES1!!1!" in the subject line. Then, I went on a trip to Congo last week, and came back home female again.

Can some of you help me find it?

























:hide:
:P
:evilgrin:

Special P.S. Hey, flvegan! :hi:
I knew I could count on you. :loveya: :hug:
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 07:35 PM
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1. "My prick? Has anyone seen my prick?"
"Ah, my prick, so good of you to turn up!"

This guy might have the answer....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seEGwx2txuc

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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 07:54 PM
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2. Do you have any before and after pics?
Something very current, like from today would be good.

PM it if you must. I'm on the case.

Nice PS, Hitler.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 08:20 PM
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7. I didn't know you swung that way, dear.
:eyes:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 07:55 PM
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3. Ahem


Before, after and after shots plz

:evilgrin:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 07:58 PM
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4. That's 2 (two) votes for pics.
In multiple stages.
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 08:01 PM
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5. So THAT explains that strange delivery I received from Fed-Ex today!!
:wtf:
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 08:18 PM
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6. I hereby lock this thread
In my unofficial capacity as not-a-real-mod, I rule there shall be NO pix of her enormous penis. (That's what PMs are for)

Are you people trying to get us all banned?

Khash.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 08:50 PM
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8. No, we're trying to get pics of her enormous penis.
Duh. :P
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RainDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 09:18 PM
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9. I found it! This guy was just holding it for you-
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-24-08 09:24 PM
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10. Some women are show--ers, others are growers.
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