So...I spent 4 hours burying the cat today...

[Rabrrrrrr]

[kentauros]

1. Just don't flush your Budgie, though

They breed in the sewers!

[Parche]

2. Is That What You Call Self Manipulation?

:woohoo: :hi:

[deucemagnet]

3. Sorry, man. Losing a pet sucks.

I hope burying it brought you some closure. :hug:

[geardaddy]

4. *Four hours* to bury a cat?

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Yeeesss, it wouldn't stay still.

[joneschick]

6. 12:53 to 1:09 to get to your punch line

are you losing your touch?
:hi: how are you today?

[Ava]

8. i really shouldn't laugh at that

but i totally just did.. now people in the office are looking at me... thanks a lot Rabrrrrrr.. i mean they all already think i'm crazy :P

[BlueJazz]

19. AAAAAGGG!...Christ..and I was just going to post my Condolences.

[JVS]

21. You're supposed to hit it with the shovel first.

[kentauros]

7. Here's a hint:

Monty Python's Flying Circus :)

"And now for something completely different. The penguin on top of your television set will explode."

[geardaddy]

10. I know.

I was playing the straight man. :D

[kentauros]

12. You play it well.

:)

[geardaddy]

14. And she thought I was sooo butch.

lol

[edbermac]

9. My parrot is STILL dead!

It's an ex-parrot.

[KitchenWitch]

11. 'e's just pinin' for the fjords

[grannylib]

18. "E's not pinin'; 'e's passed on!"

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Well, this is the whole crux of Jean-Paul Sartre's 'Roads to Freedom'

Oh, merde.

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. No, it bloody isn't.

The nub of that is, his characters stand for all of us in their desire to avoid action. Mind you, the man at the off-licence says it's an everyday story of French country folk.

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. What does he know?

Sixty new pence for a bottle of Maltese Claret! Well I personally think Jean-Paul's masterwork is an allegory of man's search for commitment.

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. No, it isn't.

[Oeditpus Rex]

27. Yes, it is

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. Isn't

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. 'Tis!

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. No, it isn't.

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. All right, we can soon settle this

We'll ask him.

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. Do you know him?

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Yes, we met on holiday last year

[applegrove]

15. Sorry for your loss.

[AngryAmish]

16. Bury it deep or, sometimes, they come back

[A HERETIC I AM]

17. (Pepperpot #1) "'Ave you been shoppin'? " (Pepperpot #2) "No, I've been shoppin'."

(Pepperpot #1) "What'd you buy then?"

(Pepperpot #2) "A Piston Engine"

(Pepperpot #1) "A piston engine? What did you buy that for?"

(Pepperpot #2) "It was a bargain!"

(Pepperpot #1) "How do you cook it?"

(Pepperpot #2) "You DON'T cook it."

(Pepperpot #1) "YOU CAN'T EAT THAT RAW!"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. I'm sorry for your loss...

:hug::hug::hug:
Was s/he with you for a long time?

[Rabrrrrrr]

23. Nah, I just got it yesterday. Decided it was too much hassle to take care of.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. Alas,

Your joke is as far over my head as these guys:

[Critters2]

24. I was going to offer my sympathy, but then I realized...

I can't imagine you having a pet. That's when I started looking for the punchline.