How To Prepare Your New Pressure Cooker for Use

[bertha katzenengel]

Prepare your new pressure cooker for use according to the Magna Carta: Boil it in the bathtub with curdled yogurt, pebbles and kleenex. Rinse the pot and hang to dry by a nail on the deck. Siphon the used boil from the bathtub into a series of buckets labeled 1 – 10. Use them in backwards order to wash the cars; if there’s any left over, pour it out over the neighbor’s pansies.

[crim son]

1. Oh, so THIS is the Magna Carta post!

I'm glad you ain't my neighbor! :rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

2. How do you know?

:rofl: