Taverner
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:28 PM
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Assholes Anonymous - We need some group like this! |
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For people like me!
People who are, beyond self control, simply assholes
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:29 PM
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1. I'd join just to learn from the masters. |
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I'm good at being a smart-ass and a sarcastic ass, but I'm not as good at being an asshole as I should be.
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Taverner
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:29 PM
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2. Being a real asshole almost takes genetic determination |
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My father, the Asshole among all assholes, taught me well....
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:32 PM
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3. Ah, see mine was just a bit of a drunk and a philanderer, and thankfully those haven't passed to me. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:33 PM
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6. Mine was too - but at the same time he was a likeable asshole |
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He took Nietzsche in the absolute wrong direction.
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:32 PM
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4. Hello, my name is Lasher and I'm a recovering asshole. |
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Just to start the meeting off.
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:33 PM
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5. My name is Elrond Hubbard, and I am an asshole. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:11 PM
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16. Well, you MAY be an asshole, BUT... |
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...you have the sense and good taste to know that Jack Johnson is a douche.
:toast:
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:47 PM
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17. Apparently, I'm an asshole for thinking that. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:35 PM
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7. Why do you feel it is beyond self-control? |
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You can chose to behave differently, if you really want to, you know. It is not genetic.
:shrug:
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Taverner
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:41 PM
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10. It's hard for non-assholes to understand what a real asshole goes through |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:49 PM
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11. See.... you weren't an a-hole to me! |
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There is hope for you!
:hug: (<---- just to annoy you! :evilgrin: )
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:36 PM
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I am an asshole. I have no intention of recovering.
But looks like we have a good group here.....
Khashka.
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Danger Mouse
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:38 PM
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9. There's even a theme song waiting for us! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 07:54 PM
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12. Assholes, by definition, can't tolerate being anonymous. |
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Where's the payoff in being The Unknown Asshole after all?
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:09 PM
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13. Hi, my name's elshiva and I'm a major league |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:11 PM
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14. Hi, I'm Amerigo Vespucci, and I am an ASSHOLE! WHOOOOOO! FREE BIRD! WHOOOOOO! WHOOOOOO! WHOOOOOO! |
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Actually, I AM an asshole, and quite proud of it.
:rofl:
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The Straight Story
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:11 PM
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15. We have one already - GDP |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:57 PM
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21. Hey, I post there proudly. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:51 PM
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18. Matcom could be our leader! |
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:54 PM
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has matcom ever been tombstoned? No!
matcom is the archaic Eiffel Tower (and yes there's a French joke in there) to my Burj Dubai!
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Fri Apr-25-08 08:56 PM
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20. But do you have a contract taken out on your life by Midlo? |
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Fri Apr-25-08 09:01 PM
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22. Why would I? I'm already dead to her. |
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Fri Apr-25-08 10:38 PM
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23. That's not the same as being wanting to be killed by Midlo |
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Fri Apr-25-08 11:05 PM
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24. This is looking less like a support group |
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and more like an army. With Tav as our general - and he drafted the best. But where is lionesspryanka when you need her? Shouldn't she be second in command?
Khash.
(I'm not being mean to her, really)
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Fri Apr-25-08 11:34 PM
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25. You have one out of 2 going, anyway |
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From Merriam-Webster: Main Entry: anon·y·mous Listen to the pronunciation of anonymous Pronunciation: \ə-ˈnä-nə-məs\ Function: adjective Etymology: Late Latin anonymus, from Greek anōnymos, from a- + onyma name — more at name Date: 1631
1 : not named or identified <an anonymous author> <they wish to remain anonymous> 2 : of unknown authorship or origin <an anonymous tip> 3 : lacking individuality, distinction, or recognizability <the anonymous faces in the crowd> <the gray anonymous streets — William Styron>
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