oh, fricking hell.

[ulysses]

I appear to have pink eye. If anyone needs me, I'll be marooned on a small desert island for the next week or so.

Fuck.

[KG]

1. neener, neener!

:hi:

[ulysses]

2. man, do not fuck with me. I'm a walking biological WMD.

:hi:

[KG]

3. heh. you live in another state!

neener, neener! :hi:

[ulysses]

4. a *neighboring* state.

*looks for keys*

[KG]

5. let's see: you're a teacher, and gas is 4 bucks a gallon....

i'm thinking, as long as i'm south of Macon, i'm safe!

neener, neener! :)

[ulysses]

6. yeah, but the pickup gets about 28-29 highway.

Redneck Riviera, here I come!

[Pale Blue Dot]

7. Totally off topic...

Hey, did your school do the Day of Silence yesterday? Mine did, and it was the highlight of my (brief) teaching career.

Oh, and sorry about your eye. :D

[ulysses]

8. no.

We're in the middle of the Really Big State Tests right now, and not much penetrates that. :hi:

[Pale Blue Dot]

10. I understand.

State testing always comes first. :puke:

:hi:

[ulysses]

12. hey, how is the new career going, btw?

[terrya]

9. Ewwwwwww

I do hope it goes away soon.

[ulysses]

11. thanks, Terry.

So do I. :hi:

[lost-in-nj]

13. When you walk by

do woman scream and babies cry into their mothers aprons???

:shrug:

lost



J/k

pink eye sucks


:hug:

[ulysses]

14. I am not an animal.

Oh, wait...

:hi:

[Forkboy]

15. Hey, that reminds me of a cool band!

Yummy! :)

Hope yours isn't this bad, because this is downright scary looking.

[ulysses]

16. and here I pegged you for a "Captain & Tennille" type.

No - mine was a little gross this morning, but nothing like that. :)

[Forkboy]

19. Hey, don't make me play Chipmunk Love.

I have the Google and I'm not afraid to use it. :P

[ulysses]

22. *looks at garlic cloves hung over doorways*

Ok, I'm ready. :P

[Forkboy]

23. Ok...beware!!!!!

[ulysses]

24. ok, you asked for it.

[Forkboy]

25. Is that Neil deGrasse Tyson?

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

17. Did you look at two dogs having sex?

That's the Hispanic cause. My dad's cause is looking at a dog peeing. I don't know what dogs have to do with pink eye, but there you go.

Warm compresses help.

[ulysses]

20. it actually doesn't hurt, and doesn't get oozy much

as long as I'm not asleep, so I'm planning to never sleep again.

If I pee on two dogs having sex, does it work in reverse and take this shit away?

[DS1]

18. The only answers is to go to work and get everyone else infected.

Glare at them, if needed.

[ulysses]

21. I probably got it at work.

Kid was complaining about his eye hurting during testing, and I never suspected pink eye because I'm smart like that.