Ok, this is the end. I can't go on DU anymore.

[Pale Blue Dot]

Everytime I go on DU, my wife gets the remote control. And now she is switching between the Style channel (Fashion Court) and the midget reality show. I am so disgusted I can't even think.

:puke:

[Kamika]

1. omg midget reality show

Fill us in

[onebigbadwulf]

3. Marry me?

I really love you.

[Kamika]

7. I dont know

Can you get me that space diamond?

[Pale Blue Dot]

8. It's the Bacholar Midget or something

And.. get this... he gets to choose between midget girls or "normal" sized girls! Oh the wackiness! Oh the fun! Oh the depths some people will go!

(...I'll bet LynneSin is watching this...:P )

[POed_Ex_Repub]

2. You mean I'm missing the midget reality show??!!!!!!

:P

[Dudley_DUright]

4. The same thing happens to me

Usually I try to get my wife to take pity on me and go watch on the other TV in the bedroom. She mostly watches Home and Garden TV (HGTV). There is only so much home improvement I can take before my brain turns to mush.

[PVnRT]

5. MIDGET FUCKING REALITY

PUNY HUMAN!!! YOU WILL GIVE US DETAILS NOW!!!!

[Semi_subversive]

6. This is OK

Let her get her jollies as thew master of the remote. But never tell her the "real" secrets of the remote. "Man" kind as we know it will crumble!

[Pale Blue Dot]

10. LOL. I have to help her all the time

"How do I change it to the DVD? How do I turn it back to the last channel?" etc...

[Fenris]

9. For those of you confused as to what the midget reality show is....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=765442

[LynneSin]

11. and here we thought it was because you missed GrovelBot too much

:eyes:

[Pale Blue Dot]

12. You had to remind me!

Now I have to go off on one of my crying jags....:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[LynneSin]

13. there there there...

let me give you a comforting hug. Grovelbot will be back in 3 months

:hug:

[moof]

14. here's a Grovel bot fix

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=765335&mesg_id=765335