The Official Lounge Rumors about flvegan thread!

[KitchenWitch]

We have vvayzzzzz to get you to post the puppy!

[LeftyMom]

1. I heard he drinks mass market beer.

From cans.

[KitchenWitch]

2. Budweiser, IIRC!

[LeftyMom]

3. Any brand that sponsors rodeos will do.

He's not picky.

[DarkTirade]

8. And the worst part is: it's not even vegan beer.

[GOPisEvil]

4. I heard that his new car is really a Renault LeCar.

Ask me why I know what a burning Renault LeCar clutch smells like.

[LeftyMom]

5. Only when his Hummer is in the shop.

And you know what they say about men who drive Hummers? Sadly true. :cry:

[GOPisEvil]

6. These better be some spectacular puppy pix.

:D

[khashka]

7. He's not really a vegan

Give the boy a rare steak and he's anyones.

Khash.

[LaraMN]

9. Two words: groin alopecia.

Saves on grooming, but limits one's "styling" options significantly.

[Gormy Cuss]

10. Please give the guy a break. He's been out every night canvassing for

McCain voters. He's so good at multi-tasking that he's simultaneously leafleting for AARP's campaign to be bring more retirees to Florida (the "Old Growth" initiative.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. That whole rescuing puppy thing? A sham. He's the Cruella de Vil of Florida.

[Ellen Forradalom]

12. He can't open jars by himself.

He has LeftyMom do it.

[KitchenWitch]

13. I saw flvegan wearing a Yankees cap and a Derek Jeter jersey

at the Cracker Barrel. He had 3 really large Walmart bags with him.

[krispos42]

14. My brother's girlfriend's sister's cousin's friend's boyfriend's grandmother's...

pizza-delivery girl's half-sister's father's former roommate says that his biceps are really colligen injections!

NON-ORGANIC colligen injections! From DuPont! :wow:















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[LeftyMom]

15. collagen= not vegan He's in soooooooooooooooo much trouble.

:grr: