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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 01:21 PM
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I wonder what the shark was thinking while biting into a human
Damn, I thought this was a funny looking seal.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 01:22 PM
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1. "Well THAT tasted like shit."
Funnier if it's a British shark, with the accent and all.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 01:22 PM
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2. Tastes like chicken
:hide:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 01:52 PM
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5. ...
:spank:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 04:28 PM
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8. thank you, may I have another?
:evilgrin:
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 01:23 PM
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3. whether or not now is the time to get into trading people
on the commodities market.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 01:25 PM
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4. "JAWSOME!"


Ahh, the weird-ass cartoons of my youth.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 02:03 PM
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6. "If only I had some fava beans"
"And a nice Chianti."
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 02:04 PM
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7. "Wow, this shark's tail is really small and stringy"
:hide:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 04:36 PM
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9. Human, the other white meat.
Or, I just want a little bite. I promise, just a little bite. :evilgrin:
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 06:14 PM
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12. I think all they ever do is take a taste
and then realize its not very good. They like lots of fat. But people with lots of fat don't do that kind of swimming/diving.

On the other hand, who knows what they think. Maybe the shark's wife said, "You've spoiled your appetite. Have you been snacking on humans again?"
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 04:46 PM
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10. "I coulda had a V-8!"
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 04:49 PM
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11. yum!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 06:15 PM
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13. Nobody can eat just one!
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 06:22 PM
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14. "Can't stop eating 'em"
Isn't that for potato chips?!
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