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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 03:02 PM
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My duty is clear: I must destroy Faux Sprots
In the time slot for today's baseball broadcast are three games. One features the Arizona Diamondbacks of the National League's Western Division and the San Diego Padres, also of the National League's Western Division.

In Kollyforniya, a Western state with three National League Western Division clubs, do we get to see that game?

No.

Do we at least get to see the one with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, one of two American League Western Division clubs in the state?

No.

We get the Noo Jork Jankees and the Cleveland Indians, two American League Eastern Division clubs.



Yes, my duty is clear.







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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 03:05 PM
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1. What is a "sprot?"
:P
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 03:07 PM
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2. Something extremely hideous, ill-tempered and foul-smelling
which must be destroyed.



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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 03:10 PM
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4. Oh. Like a dog fart.
:hi:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 03:08 PM
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3. maybe thats how they spell
sports in Kollyfornia..its a different world out there on the West Coast....:rofl:
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CatholicEdHead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-26-08 03:24 PM
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5. By broadcasting the Yankees in California they reach out to Japan
Yankees and Red Sox are what matter overseas, nobody else matters.
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