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Godhumor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 12:36 AM
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So a young married couple from different ethnic backgrounds...
Edited on Sun Apr-27-08 12:42 AM by Godhumor
Are celebrating the birth of identical twin boys. To honor their heritages they decide each of them will name a son in his or her own tradition. The father, who is Arabic, names one son Jamal, meaning handsome in his native tongue. The mother, who is from Spain, honors her Catholic beliefs by naming the other son Juan, which means God is gracious.

A few days after the mother returns home from the hospital the couple throws a big party, so their friends and family can meet the new children. While working the room, the obviously tired father comes across a friend examining the twins in their bassinets. They chat for a few minutes before the friend waves his hand at the identical twins and asks the father, "How can you tell them apart?"

The father looks at his boys, shrugs his shoulders, and replies, "If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."







*cymbol crash*
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 12:41 AM
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1. My dear Godhumor!
:spank:


:rofl:
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 12:50 AM
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2. Good one
but still spank-worthy! :spank:

:-)
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HeresyLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 12:53 AM
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3. BOOOOOOOOOOO!
:rofl:
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Godhumor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 12:56 AM
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4. My work here is done!
Thank you and drive home safely, ladies and gentlemen!
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 02:08 AM
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5. Careful with that joke. It's an antique.
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Godhumor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 03:29 AM
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8. And like all good antiques
It needs to be used once in awhile to ensure it still works.
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 02:15 AM
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6. MAybe I am stupid , but I don't get it
someone explain it to me please
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 02:38 AM
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7. Here you go :
If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."

If you've seen ONE,you've seen them all.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 06:48 AM
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9. As a white male methodist honky, I find your joke offensive!
(just joking!)

:rofl:
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Godhumor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 01:37 PM
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10. I take no joy in fake offending you
But it is a burden I must live with.
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 02:40 PM
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12. As a white male agnostic honky, I find your use of "honky" offensive!
Just fuckin' with ya. :P :silly:
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truedelphi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-27-08 01:48 PM
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11. And we did what to deserve this!!
:rofl:
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