I'm drinking mercury cocktails - what are you drinking?

[Rabrrrrrr]

Mercury Cocktail

84g mercury (Hg)
16g Ammonium Sulfate

15cl Ammonia
15cl Trisodium Citrate

Pour in shaker with ice, shake for 20 seconds, and strain into cocktail glass. Garnish with a 20cm strip of burning magnesium.

Just before drinking, drop 1kg block of sodium into bucket beside table.

[lost-in-nj]

1. ummmmm

Corona lights.....

:shrug: :shrug:



:yoiks: :yoiks:



lost

[darkstar]

2. No..to make it perfect

just *wave* the bottle of Trisodium Citrate at the shaker.

:hi:

[Robb]

3. What's a black of sodium?

And what's a bucket? :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. It's what's gonna shut yer upptity mouth. (the black, that is)

x(

:rofl:


And bucket is pronounced "boo-kay" you sartorially inappropriate plebe.

Thanks for the typo pointing out.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Oracles.

And spastic wingnut shoes.

[Xipe Totec]

6. Switch to Pan Galacic Gargle Blasters

Recipe

Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.

Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.

Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).

Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it.

Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract.

Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger.

Sprinkle Zamphuor.

Add an olive.

Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .

[nomorenomore08]

7. Forget that fancy shit, I'm stickin' to good ol' anti-freeze.

nt

[AlCzervik]

8. no lime wedge?

****how pedestrian*****


:loveya:

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. Uh... hello, McFly? Trisodium citrate?

Jesus, does no one learn chemistry any more?

:loveya:

[AlCzervik]

10. yeah but that's not pretty, i need to guild the fing lily!

:D

[CatholicEdHead]

11. Trying out a Leinies Summer Shandy tonight

It is a beer-lemonade mix. I got it as a thank you gift, plan to drink the next five, and never get it again.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Ah, the Leinie Summer Shandy. They should make those in half bottles.

One bottle is a bit too much.

Tasty, but not tasty in quantity.

[TZ]

13. Hmm.that block of sodium will light up your life

in a very explosive way!:nuke:
(the sodium into water has always been a personal fave of mine..)

[Cabcere]

14. Sounds delicious.

:P All I have here is a little bit of coconut rum, and one bottle of Mike's Hard Lemonade left. :shrug: