Good news of a long-awaited event will arrive soon -- says the fortune cookie

[DS1]

hmmm.


Okay loungers, tell me what my good news is.


And make it interesting.

[Shakespeare]

1. Use of "kitteh" becomes a bannable offense.

Okay, okay....a temporary suspension-able offense.

[flvegan]

2. You finally catch Lucky and get his Lucky Charms.

[underpants]

3. IF you run 26.2 miles you can go on the President's yacht

More incentive to run well?
From: racedirectorxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Sun 4/27/08 8:02 AM
To: xxxxxxx.com

Thanks for registering for Potomac River Run Marathon & Half! On May 5, the Monday night after the race, 6:30 to 8:30 PM, the presidential yacht Sequoia (docked at the DC Waterfront) will host the top 3 male and female finishers in the marathon and half. Other Potomac River Run participants and volunteers are also welcome to this open house. Please RSVP to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.net

[AlCzervik]

4. Matcom is getting assless chaps to go with his new motor cycle.

and he's planning on wearing them, a lot.

[TZ]

5. a moratorium on copycat threads?

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

6. It would get this thread locked,

but it involves a beautiful girl of Italian heritage and gourmet food.

[Dr. Strange]

7. We decided to do a Lounge portrait.

We're all going to send you our pics and have you photoshop us into one big portrait.

[DS1]

8. That might be fun

if I'm ever in a hospital ward for 2 weeks and someone donates a laptop and ensures I get all the good hallucinogens painkillers

[Cabcere]

9. ...in bed.

That's how you do it. :P :shrug: :hi:

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. A shipping container of Crocs and a million fawning acolytes following you going "Wow. Just wow."

they gaze upon you worshipfully and wave their arms up and down slowly.