Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...

[Catch22Dem]

Please discuss, if you like. :evilgrin:

[theorist]

1. What brand or brands were you sniffing?

The discussion hinges on the answer...

[Catch22Dem]

4. Well...

I was repairing my wife's laptop so I was actually using some of that black silicone RTV. Not really glue, but...

[anti_shrub]

2. I picked the wrong week to quit taking amphetamines.

Classic flick..........

[Lizz612]

5. Can you explain

The random boobies that flash across the screen? Or are they just random?
Ps nice avatar!

[eileen_d]

19. I used to have that quote as my "new email" sound

Also "We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

Drove my co-workers insane. :evilgrin:

[Ohio Dem]

3. OUTSTANDING movie!

Can't get enough. And quit calling me Shirley!

[anti_shrub]

6. Ever seen a grown man naked?

[Catch22Dem]

9. Ever been in a Turkish prison?

[Ohio Dem]

13. Johnny, what can you make of this?

A hat, a broach, a pterodactyl . . .

[Catch22Dem]

8. A hospital? What is it?

A big building with lots of patients, but that's not important right now.

[Nevernose]

10. "I don't want to die a virgin."

n/t

[LincolnMcGrath]

7. "Surely, you can't be serious."

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

[SlavesandBulldozers]

11. Roger

Roger.

You have clearance Clarence.

Do you like movies about Gladiators?

[WillyBrandt]

12. Does anybody know any good Gladiator Films?

[Atlant]

33. Umm, perhaps "Gladiator"? (NT)

[frogbison]

14. I laugh when I think of

Lloyd Bridges' hair in that spot of the movie!

Only part I can't watch is the shaving scene in the bathroom. O yeah, and the IV and the little girl...

But I love Lloyd Bridges' parts - and June Cleaver interpreting what the black men are saying.

[Catch22Dem]

16. I like the 2 little kids

Boy: I thought you might like some coffee
Girl: Why thank you.
Boy: Sugar?
Girl: No thanks, I like it black, like my men.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Ohio Dem]

17. The little girl getting the IV knocked out by the singing stewardess

is priceless. The little girl overacts so much! Great stuff!

[4morewars]

15. "Oh look , Scrappy is a boy dog"

[jus_the_facts]

18. Nick....Heath....Jarrod....there's a fire in the barn!!!!

:D

[HawkerHurricane]

20. The red zone has always been for immediate loading and unloading.

His name was George Zipp.

I'm sitting down in the cockpit and facing front.

There's a sale at Penney's!

[fudge stripe cookays]

26. "No buddy I think you're wrong, the WHITE zone is for immediate loading..

and unloading..."

[Goldberg]

21. Heh..I"m still sniffing mine.

Gotta love the epoxy! I think I'm g...onna...f...a...i...n...t........

[A HERETIC I AM]

22. Two of the funniest, unspoken bits in that movie....

Whenever they showed a shot of the airplane flying along, the sound was that of a radial-engined propeller plane.....

And early on, the first time you see Captain Oveur, he is standing in front of a magazine rack. There are magazine category labels on the front of the rack. "Outdoor Magazines"..."Womens Magazines"...etc....and then there is "Whacking Material"!!!! TOO FUNNY!

But even better, Capt. Oveur picks up a copy of "Modern Sperm"

I laughed my ass off when i first saw that!

on edit to add the bit where the shit actually hits the fan and the part with the reporters where at the end of the interview, one of them says "Ok boys, lets get some pictures" and they all rush to swipe framed pics off the wall.

I LOVE the movie "Airplane"

[NoPasaran]

23. "They knew the risks when they bought their tickets..."

"I say: Let 'em crash!"

[terrya]

24. "He's alive...but unconcious. Just like Gerald Ford"

Johnny was the MAN!

One of the funniest films ever made. Bar none.

:-)

Terry

[fudge stripe cookays]

25. "Assume Crash Positions!"

We still do this at my place when a disaster movie comes on.

[MountainLaurel]

27. "Excuse me miss, I speak jive."

That film cracks me up more each time I see it.

[ronnykmarshall]

29. Now you just hang loose, blood.

The sister gonna catch you on the rebond with the medi-ci.

[MountainLaurel]

31. I find myself using that phrase

In dealing with patrons at the library where I work, ever since my usually-anti-pop-culture BF used that phrase to tell me to wait for him while he ran back to get something from his house. I nearly fell off the log I was sitting on,just from the shock. B-)

[Atlant]

34. Subtitle: "Golly" (NT)

[mac56]

28. "The fog is getting thicker..."

"And Leon's getting l-l-l-lllllarrrgerrrrr!!!"

[CO Liberal]

30. You're Putting Yourself and Everyone Else On That Plane In JEOPARDY!

And then they cut to the late Art Fleming in the plane conducting a game of "Jeopardy".

Passenger: "I'll take Air Disasters for 200, Art"

Art Fleming: "And the answer is....The Mayflower".

[CanuckAmok]

32. "...and Leon's getting la-a-a-a-rger!"

n/t

[tigerbeat]

35. ted stryker:"it's an entirely different kind of flying.........altogether"

stewardesses and leslie nielsen (in unison): "it's an entirely different kind of flying."

[Westegg]

36. J-J-J-Jive Talkin'! (apologies to the Bee-Gees)

First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.

First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?

Second Jive Dude: UH...

First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.

Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.

First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em!

First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.