Post here questions that would have been asked if ABC hosted the The Lincoln-Douglas Debates

[LynneSin]

So Abraham, I heard Mary actually initially had a flirtation with Stephen Douglas, how does that make you feel?

Stephen - do you think someone as short as you could actually be able to run the country?

[bertha katzenengel]

1. Mr. Douglas, you look like shit. It's rumored you don't have long to live.

So why should anyone waste his vote on you?

[Lydia Leftcoast]

2. Mr. Lincoln, it's rumored that your first love, Ann Rutledge, died young

Did you have anything to do with her death?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

3. Mr. Lincoln, your flag lapel-pin only has 31 stars on it....

Why don't you support the other 19 states?

[bluethruandthru]

4. Mr. Lincoln...

Any truth to the rumor that you've decided to select John McCain as your running mate?

[skygazer]

5. Mr. Lincoln, you once cut fence rails for one Amos Brassbottom

A well-known opponent of the transcontinental railroad. Mr. Lincoln, why do you hate America?

[YankeyMCC]

6. Mr Lincoln, Is it true you shared a bed with another man for several years?

[madinmaryland]

7. Mr. Lincoln, why are there toll booths in Delaware??

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[Rambis]

8. Mr. Lincoln where is your American flag lapel pin made in China?

that is all

[madinmaryland]

9. Mr. Lincoln. How much is a brazilian??

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[DaydreaminHippie68]

10. Lmfao!!!!

ahhhh that made me cry/laugh

[LynneSin]

11. HAHAHAHAHAA>.......

Edwin M. Stanton is giving the President Abraham Lincoln his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" Lincoln exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "Why the hell are the Brazillians involved in our Civil War?"

[madinmaryland]

12. BRAVO!!! Well Done!!1!!

:rofl:

[TZ]

13. Oh noes!

You've infected LynneSin..I need to work on that brazillion vaccine ASAP!:P