TONIGHT: PENGUINS vs. RANGERS

[Bravo Zulu]

TONIGHT: PENGUINS vs. RANGERS
Awash in wins, Penguins must learn from success
The Penguins are 6-0, including a four-game sweep of Ottawa in the first round and a 2-0 lead over the New York Rangers going into Game 3 tonight.
What: Game Three
When: 7 tonight
Where: Madison Square Garden
TV, Radio: FSN; WXDX-FM (105.9)


http://www.post-gazette.com/penguins/

[sasquatch]

1. Come on Rangers

[PRETZEL]

2. Tonite will be the toughest game of the series,

Pens have had trouble in the Garden this year.

Win tonite, we win in 5. A loss tonite means we win in 6.

[Westegg]

7. Or 7, PRETZEL...

...You have to admit that possibility. But yeah, I see it as a 5 or 6 game series. I hope the Pens' state of mind right now is more about remembering last year as opposed to the cockiness of six straight playoff wins. I have faith in these guys, though. They really have proven themselves to be winners.

[didact]

3. Lets Go Pens!

[Loge23]

4. Rangers have a tough road

I think they lost it in G1. Can't let a team back down 3-0 in the playoffs and win the series.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. And now, your second question for the blow on the head is:

What is the main food that penguins eat?

Pork luncheon meat!

No.

Spam?

No, no, no! What do penguins eat? Penguins!

Penguins?

Yes.

I hate penguins!

No, no, no!

They eat themselves!

No, no, what do penguins eat?

Horses! Armchairs!

No, no, no! What do penguins eat?

Oh, penguins!

Penguins.

Cannelloni!

No.

Lasagna! Moussaka! Lobster Thermidor! Escalopes de veau a l'estragon avec endives gratineed with cheese!

No, no, no, no! I'll give you a clue. (mimes a fish swimming)

Ah! Brian Close!

No, no!

Brian Inglis! Brian Johnson! Bryan Forbes!

No, no!

Nanette Newman!

No! What swims in the sea and gets caught in nets?

Henri Bergson.

No.

Goats! Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers!

No, no!

A buffalo with an aqualung!

No, no!

Reginald Maudling!

Yes, that's near enough. I'll give you that.

[IronLionZion]

6. GO PENS!!!

:bounce:

[Bravo Zulu]

8. Shave my face with a rusty razor!

Pens 1 Rangers 0

[Bravo Zulu]

9. A rocket right down Broadway

Pens 3 Rangers 1

[Bravo Zulu]

10. Hallelujah Hollywood

Pens 5 Rangers 3

[Bravo Zulu]

11. Pens win it

final score
Pens 5 Rangers 3