Caption this pic...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

"Hey look at me! I'm a semi-conductor!"

[lost-in-nj]

1. This is the only way I can honestly lead the troops

as commander in chief....



lost

[GoddessOfGuinness]

4. None of them are watching...

trust me.

[DS1]

2. and a 1 and a two and "The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!"

we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn


burn motherfucker, burn!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. In case anyone else is as clueless as me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT6Pxrmtkv8

[TZ]

3. I'm gonna make them play that Top Gun song...

That would go so nice with my flight suit! Hehe.*Smirk*

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. He would, too...

I hate that song!

[Bravo Zulu]

5. 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall

"hick"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. BWAHAHAhahahaha!

It's funny because it's TRUE!

[Bucky]

6. World's tiniest light saber (figures)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. I thought that was under his zipper.

[Danger Mouse]

7. Nah, seriously, guys, it really IS this long.

Do I gotta invade Iran to prove how big it is?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. Bass clarinet player:

"Stick it where the sun don't shine."

[Dr. Strange]

8. "Conductorating is hard work!"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. Especially when you're drunk.

[BurtWorm]

9. Bush is "thinking": "They call this a baton? Man, in my day, we had batons you could twirl!"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. I can picture that....

He was a cheerleader, after all.

[DFW]

10. "This really IS a magic wand!!"

"I just wave it around, and notes come out of their instruments!
Look, Uncle Dick! I'm Harry Potter!"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. That clarinet player's thinking...

"Ok...He's holding the lightning rod. C'mon God...Don't let us down now!"

[dembotoz]

11. batan death march

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. Written by the conductor, no doubt.

[Initech]

12. The captain is being played off of his sinking ship.

:nopity:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. Not to worry. He's got a parachute.

[TK421]

13. "The Little Conductor That Couldn't"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Amen.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

25. Can't let this die yet...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

46. Oh heck...

One more time

[JTG of the PRB]

26. "We're gonna go in there, and take care of them. Now watch this conductorating."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

28. We need more cowbell

[BeachBaby]

27. "If you wanna hang out, you've got to take her out....

COCAINE.

If you wanna get down, down on the ground; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues; cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on; cocaine.
Dont forget this fact, you cant get it back; cocaine.
She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine.

She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie; cocaine."

[GoddessOfGuinness]

29. I wonder if he had

reconstructive surgery on his nose.

[CreekDog]

30. i thought this thing makes them disappear

:wtf:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

31. Hairy Putzer

[madinmaryland]

32. What's to caption about an anteater other than the obvious.

:shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. Dumbyass's tongue isn't long enough to find ants...

But the fact that it's forked probably helps.

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. ...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. Heh heh...

I know where he can stick it, too. :evilgrin:

[MilesColtrane]

36. What's the difference between a bull, and Bush conducting the Marine band?

With a bull the asshole's in the back and the horns are up front.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. The perfect caption!

I love that joke!

[sammythecat]

38. I wish it was "Photo of George W. Bush just moments

before suffering a near fatal stroke that left him permanently paralyzed."

Sometimes I feel nervous about saying things like that. Like, how far can I go before I get audited or accidentally fall through a tenth story window. If anybody knows, I'd be interested to hear.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

39. He's got a helluva lot of nerve conducting a band

when he doesn't even know how to conduct himself!

[Whoa_Nelly]

40. I am one snide fucked up son of a bitch..and my mama says so, too!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

41. Georg Fartwangler

[Bravo Zulu]

42. Nero fiddled while Rome burned

America’s version

[GoddessOfGuinness]

44. He'll burn himself one day...

in a special room in hell set aside for the elite.

[texas1928]

43. I'm servin' in the military...

I am leading a unit...


Momma's gonna be sooo proud...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

45. To think that the NEA wants money for someone to do this...

...when anybody could! Quick! Slash funding!