LEAST favorite place to see blood coming out of

[underpants]

[DS1]

1. neck

[Tyler Durden]

2. Heinie.

I used to be a Navy Corpsman/ICU Technician.

Nothing like a got G.I. Bleeder to put you off your feed for about a week. :puke:

[commander bunnypants]

3. gotta CTA?

I was in Tiajuana last week and I gotta itch.

Balboa ENT technician

1985-1988

CB

[Tyler Durden]

7. Don't do "short arms" anymore!

NNMC ICU/CCU 8532/8506/8404, 1979-1983. NAS Norfolk 1983-1985

Doc "J"

Ever get some nasty drunk into ER at night, blow both a positive RPR and Gm neg diplos?

4 million units PEN VK, in four ice cold tubex's.

Now WE are talking FUN!

[commander bunnypants]

8. and for fun

sit very still and dont move. Ouch for about three days.

Some good fun was when the Pendelton boots graduated. Come Sunday morning we were setting noses all day.

Maybe it was the caine we used to numb up the sphenoid

hmmm

CB

[Tyler Durden]

11. I once had a combative drunk boot marine with a broken nose and arm....

Show up in my ER with his EARS stitched to the gurney.

Wonder why?

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Jesus, will you two speak English?

:rofl:

[commander bunnypants]

21. CTA=Q-tip

to swab your boy for diseases, spenoid=nerve in nose, RPR for syph

yadda yadda yadda

Pennicillin in the but-you had to keep walking or it would tighten up the muscle in the ass for days and it would hurt.


CB

[Tyler Durden]

24. TUBEX: pre loaded penicillin syringe

Comes in 1, 2, and 4 million units of Pen VK (Penicillin with a booster), stored in a VERY COLD REFRIGERATOR.

4 million is the common Syph/Clap dosage. If you don't give me shit because you're drunk at 4 am and got me woke up to treat you for VD coming home from the bar, I get out the 4 mill TUBEX and warm it in my hand before I shoot you up.

HOWEVER: if you ARE an asshole that got me woke up on my 24 hour duty when you could have waited until morning sick call, then I use FOUR of the 1 mill TUBEX, two in EACH CHEEK, straight out of the fridge. I don't care how much you walk, you won't comfortably get on a pair of pants for at least 2 days.

[commander bunnypants]

26. you are rough

larf

Feel sorry for that grunt

laugh laugh laugh

As an initatiation to new tech we would draw on their hands with silver nitrate. kinda like a henna tatoo. Lasted for days

CB

[Tyler Durden]

27. Hey, you know the drill.

If I spent all day in the clinic dealing with Dependents and GOMERS with bruises, THEN I've got the "DUTY" for the next 16 THEN a full 8 until 1600 liberty, You REALLY don't want to wake me up in the Duty room unless you're trying to DIE. Then I cut you a huss.

But you show up, nasty smelly drunk and I get to swab your "Johnson" at 4am, spend the next hour running the tests, treat you, do the paperwork and not get back to sleep before muster...Well, you know what they say: NEVER piss off the Yeoman or the Corpsman.

We never did any initiations. Sewage Pit, I mean Sewell's Point was bad enough. First year there, I oversaw (and picked up the slack) on 3 strikers running the "drawing room." We drew 100 patients an hour, 5 days a week, 52 weeks a year. Minimum.

[GCP]

14. There's nothing like that smell, is there?

Nasty

[Tyler Durden]

25. Ah yes. 2 hours in Flouroscopy, squeezing in 10 units of RBC's, 5 FFP, and 5 platelets with pressure

Trying to locate where in his GI tract this guy is bleeding out before he croaks on you, and he's AWAKE with the DT's at the time, thrashing around, spreading blood and other stuff all over the place.

Ah the good old days.

[RadiationTherapy]

37. Oh, GOD...LOCK IT...LOCK IT DOWN!!

Fucking BAAAARRRRRFFFFF!

[trof]

32. That would be my choice, too.

[hobbit709]

4. In my book, ANY leakage is bad.

Whenever they try to take my blood, I get a nice big vein until the needle gets within a 1/4 inch of my skin. then it disappears faster than GOP morals. I always tell them that it knows it's not supposed to leak.

[graywarrior]

5. Asshole.

Not you. The "place".

[Inchworm]

6. Anyone

I can handle my own spillage. I hate to see another bleeding though. I couldnt be a nurse/doc.

:hi:

[av8rdave]

9. Me!

[Chan790]

10. um...as a guy...

I've got to say my man-gear.

[XemaSab]

23. um...as a woman...

I've got to say my woman-gear.

:hide:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

39. Must be

pretty horrifying every 21 daze.

:hi:

[Deep13]

12. Ears could indicate a basil skull fracture which is always fatal.

At least that's what the gym teacher said in 8th grade health ed.

[Ellen Forradalom]

13. Uranus.

[Deja Q]

38. Urethra

[MilesColtrane]

15. The remaining half of any of my limbs.

Particularly if a large shark or garbage disposal was involved.

[KSinTX]

16. Selfish asshat that I am ... Me

:yoiks:

[Sweet Freedom]

17. My child.

I hate it when that happens. Especially if it's a gusher and you have to stay in brave parent mode pretending everything is just fine and it's only a little bit of blood.

[Z_I_Peevey]

18. turnip

[Reverend_Smitty]

20. Anywhere on me

I could be elbow deep in someone else's blood (not that I really like to be) and it wouldn't bother me a bit...but if I get even the smallest papercut, it's the end of the world!

[DarkTirade]

22. Fingernails.

I don't know why, but that bugs the hell outta me.

I can watch creepy shit in horror movies like people being cut open or burned or eyeballs popping from heads and all kindsa crazy stuff... but the minute you get a puncture or ripped off fingernail, I cringe and have to look away.

[Orrex]

28. Thin air

I hate it when that happens.

[ChickMagic]

29. While all would be icky, I had to go with other.

A bird's nares on its cere. This is a beautiful boy.

[ChickMagic]

30. Self delete

Stupid double post. :grr:

[NJmaverick]

31. The rectum would top my list

[QMPMom]

33. My family.

n/t

[Parche]

34. This post is just disgusting

:woohoo: :woohoo:

:hi:

[nuxvomica]

35. The Olive Garden

:popcorn:

[Deja Q]

36. This thread is worthless with pictures!

:rofl:

[mike_c]

40. ok, orifii are big in this thread but I'm thinking internal via the testicular arteries...

...so that the scrotum fills with blood and distends. Would the pressure relieve through the inguinal canal? THat's a question I hope never to have to ponder too closely.