****Really Bad Product Ideas List 'Em Here****

[Binka]

Edible Depends.

[LynzM]

1. Bubblegum-trout flavored ice cream

Tie-dye ink toilet paper

Incredible shrinking clothes

um... gimme a minute, I'll think up some more... :rofl:

[Binka]

5. Ash Tray Flavored Breath Mints

[auburngrad82]

2. A real product- Lawn Darts nt

[KitchenWitch]

7. I miss Jarts!

:cry:

[TZ]

13. Heh.

I'm very lucky I never got a hole in my foot from the Jarts that fell on them...

[KitchenWitch]

16. I remember a lot of Jarts sessions that entailed copious amounts of alcohol and weed.

I think those of us who participated are pretty much lucky to be alive at all.

:D

[Darth_Kitten]

3. Creamed corn.

n/t

[DS1]

4. fist-shaped tampons

[av8rdave]

6. Little Johnnie plug - in tub radio

[DS1]

12. aha hahahah

:thumbsup:

[TZ]

8. Shards of glass marbles...

[texas1928]

9. Salt covered band aids.

[underpants]

10. War in Iraq

[Binka]

11. Ah Shit

:cry:

[LeftyFingerPop]

79. moved sorry. n/t

[DS1]

14. The Gordon Ramsey Egg Timer, which simply screams

RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW! RAW!



Done.


BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT! BURNT!


You're a DONKEY!

then shuts off

[TZ]

17. LOL!

Well at least nobody would ever burn their food again....:rofl: :thumbsup:

[flvegan]

15. Gummi roofing nails.

[puerco-bellies]

18. "Shark Sauce" Sun Screen

Now with Seal Blubber Flavoring!!!

[texas1928]

32. Blood in water Sun tan oil.

[Binka]

19. Fly Paper Pantyhose

[Deep13]

20. New ice cream flavors: clove, onion and Tabasco.

[DS1]

21. Refrigerator Clubhouse for Kids

[bicentennial_baby]

Remember that episode of Punky Brewster?

:D

[Deep13]

22. A strip of decorative cloth one ties around his neck that serves no purpose...

...except to attract food stains.

[Binka]

23. Romano Cheese Scented Summer's Eve

[TZ]

26. Tuna fish scented summer's eve...

:rofl:

[texas1928]

39. Spoiled shrimp summer's eve.

[meegbear]

24. Cherry flavored Lawn Darts

Black and Decker Contact Lens Remover

[TZ]

25. Ben and Jerry's lead paint chip ice cream

[Binka]

27. This Is FUN Thanks Guys!

I was having a sad day and decided to play a bit here at the office. Good to see everyone. :hi::pals:

[DS1]

28. Cunning Connie's Practice Vag for Boys

[DS1]

29. Heinrich Klaus's Combination Suntan Booth and Oven

[AlCzervik]

30. Flaming hot Ky personal lubricant.

[DS1]

31. Fireproof Brick Lifepreserver

[texas1928]

33. Cayenne pepper suppositories.

[KamaAina]

34. David Vitter might disagree with that

[Binka]

35. Skunk Deodorant

[DS1]

36. Mustard Gas Rat Trap

[Binka]

37. Marmalade Tires

[Binka]

40. Cotton Candy Swimming Caps

[DS1]

38. Klingon Toilet Paper

[Binka]

41. Corn Dog Ear Plugs

[AlCzervik]

42. The Katherine Harris at home Cosmetology Kit.

[DS1]

43. Bill Bellichick's Helmet Cam

[Binka]

45. Roger Clemons Teen Charm School

[Binka]

46. OJ's Butcher Shop

[TZ]

49. Barry Bonds Flaxseed oil home remedies

[DS1]

44. Cook it at home pork rinds

[texas1928]

47. tissue paper oven mitts.

[AlCzervik]

48. The Bill O'reilly summer camp for kids.

[texas1928]

50. Rachel Ray's in home cooking lessons.

[DS1]

51. School Grounds-activated minigun

[AlCzervik]

52. Hah!

:rofl:

[DS1]

53. The Scientologists First-Aid kit

[DS1]

54. Billy Mays's Extendable Kitty Litter Scoop for Pregnant Women

[DS1]

55. Bic Gas Detector

[DS1]

56. Fart Amplifier

[Binka]

59. Douche Bag Chairs

[DS1]

57. Jackie Chan starring in "Bobby Fischer, the untold story of a chess prodigy"

[DS1]

58. Sammy Scat's Turd-weighing commode

[texas1928]

60. Michael Jackson's home for nympho boys.

[DS1]

61. Jack Bauer Tactical Sun Dial

[DS1]

62. Nick Nolte Shot Glass

[sarge43]

63. Soy based cheeseburgers n/t

[Binka]

64. Did You Kill My Thread?

[sarge43]

70. Doesn't appear so. This is, after all, the Lounge

Takes more than soy based double cheeseburgers to slow down a Liz.

[Binka]

72. Okie Dokie Thanks!

I don't play here that often but I had to visit. I have been taking a donkey whippen in GDP. Ouch my ASS hurts!:hi:

[sarge43]

73. Binka, GDP is the Bad Place

The Lounge is the Good Place. This is where we have fun or help one another - enjoy.

[Binka]

74. Thanks Cranky Old Bat!

:pals:

[zanne]

65. Combination paper shredder and electric toothbrush. nt

[Binka]

66. Combo Cuisinart / Nose Hair Trimmer

[Darth_Kitten]

67. Miley Cyrus strapless training bras?

:shrug:

[Bucky]

68. My Little Feces Play-Doh Sculpture Set - "Making Potty-Training Time Your Fun Time"

[DS1]

69. Gandalf's YOU SHALL NOT PASS Potty Training Stool

[sarge43]

71. Combination lawn mower and cat groomer. n/t

[suninvited]

75. Marshmellow Hardhats

:7

[Rambis]

76. Ridiculously large sunglasses, cloth track suits and flip flops

wait doh!

[sarge43]

77. From my husband, the genius: Government rebate checks n/t

[Danger Mouse]

78. I call them 'Lawn darts,' they're basically giant spears that you can enjoy with the whole family...

They're so ridiculously unsafe, though, only an idiot would...

...sigh, never mind.

[LeftyFingerPop]

80. "Dogbreath" cologne.

[LeftyFingerPop]

82. "Extra-thick" Dental Floss

[Deep13]

81. Holy neck pillows for sleeping in church. nt

[Deep13]

83. Chia Pubes.

[Deep13]

84. Baby's First Graffiti Playset

[LeftyFingerPop]

85. Fireproof Ganja.

[LeftyFingerPop]

86. Infatable pantyhose.

[Binka]

88. Garbanzo Bean Hair Remover

[LeftyFingerPop]

87. Stainless Steel Nostril Expander.

[LeftyFingerPop]

89. The Incredible Cardboard Screwdriver.

[datasuspect]

90. DIY Pap Smear

[Deep13]

91. Jewel-encrusted volley-ball.

[Deep13]

92. Biodegradable roof shingles.

[Deep13]

93. glass outhouse

[TZ]

94. Glass enclosed golfball driving range

[Deep13]

99. nerf golf balls

[Ikonoklast]

95. Kellogg's Sugar Frosted Roofing Nails

"They'rrrrrrrrrree.....Painful!"

[liberaltrucker]

96. Dr. Richard Cranium's do-it- yourself vasectomy kit

:rofl:

[struggle4progress]

105. Half-price for users of Dr Cranium's Do-It-To-Yourself Icepick Lobotomy Kit

[sarge43]

97. The Birthing Trampoline n/t

[Binka]

98. OMG! DUzy! I Just Wet My Pants!

The Rocket Powered Wheelchair

[Initech]

100. Sean Hannity's Brainwashing Kit For Teens

[sakabatou]

101. Middle East War in a Box

Neo-Con Presidency in a Box

[Sabriel]

102. Porn Wii

Of course, one of you will tell me it already exists.
I'm so far behind the curve, it looks like a flat line from here.

[Solon]

110. Well...

You do have a controller that looks like this:



And it vibrates, in addition to having its own little speaker. Think about that for a minute. ;)

[Kool Kitty]

103. A barb wire bra.

[struggle4progress]

104. Papier-mache nuclear reactor containment dome

[struggle4progress]

106. Turn Your Front Yard into a Giant Redwood Farm

Everybody is crazy about Redwood furniture! Now you can profit from the craze!

When I first escaped from the asylum, money was tight. Then I heard about farming giant redwoods. It's so easy: you just plant the seeds and wait. There's really nothing else to do! Look at me today: I'm a lumber tycoon, making money hand over fist! You can be rich too!*

Starter kit includes fifteen giant redwood seeds with our patented Giant Redwood Watering Can. And because we know you'll love being a Redwood farmer, we'll add two boxes of Miracle-Gro at no extra cost. Operators are standing by. Please have your credit card and your bank account number available. The first hundred callers also receive our Giant Redwood Gardening Fork absolutely free!

*Results may vary

[Duer 157099]

107. Peanut butter tooth paste n/t

[woo me with science]

112. They have this for dogs! nt

[Digit]

108. Fiberglass underwear, plus

Superglue condoms
Honey Tanning Lotion
Roach Crispy Cereal

[krispos42]

109. ON!

You know, like "OFF!", the insect repellent. You can guess what "ON!" does...

"New Car Smell"-scented douche.

Ejection seats for helicopters.

Scratch-and-sniff calamine lotion.

Nerf furniture.

"Bungeechute", a parachute with a long bungee cord attached to the jumper. This just has disaster written all over it.

Battery-powered battery charger.

[SOteric]

111. The Paula Abdul Diction and Clarity Tapes, -

now available on CD!!

[eppur_se_muova]

113. Paperless DRE voting machines ...

with propietary software.

[Recovered Repug]

114. Brillo Pad toilet paper

[Catsbrains]

115. cigarette scented insense (sp?)

[jakefrep]

116. Depleted-uranium Lawn Jarts