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Tue Feb-17-04 04:24 PM
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Dick Cheney, President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy."
Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Don says, "Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy."
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Tue Feb-17-04 04:29 PM
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I'll be sending this one out to all my friends with e-mail !!!! :yourock:
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Tue Feb-17-04 04:30 PM
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Edited on Tue Feb-17-04 04:31 PM by Kamika
It happened for real to the Italian prime minister, while talking to his wife :D
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Tue Feb-17-04 04:44 PM
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"I could throw all of you out the window and make 200 million people happy."
(or the estimated number of Dem voters will be)
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Tue Feb-17-04 05:59 PM
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12. How about the population of the world? |
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Tue Feb-17-04 04:53 PM
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7. Would make a great political cartoon |
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The Republican throwing $1000 bills to a few millionires
The Democrat throwing $10 bills to hundreds of people.
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Tue Feb-17-04 04:54 PM
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Tue Feb-17-04 04:57 PM
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9. George could have also replied... |
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Edited on Tue Feb-17-04 05:00 PM by skypilot
"Well, I could throw a $10.00 bill out the window and make TEN people very happy."
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Tue Feb-17-04 05:48 PM
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That sounds like more like something he would say.
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Tue Feb-17-04 05:01 PM
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Tue Feb-17-04 06:36 PM
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13. OOOOHHHHH! Slot canyons. |
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Tue Feb-17-04 06:51 PM
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14. I've only seen pics of them |
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I'd like to venture into one...
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Tue Feb-17-04 09:53 PM
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19. There are some great ones in Northern Arizona |
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Edited on Tue Feb-17-04 09:56 PM by alwynsw
Before anyone goes exploring them CHECK THE WEATHER. Even a small rain miles away can kill you if it's above the canyons in the same watershed. They can fill up in a hurry and get you with a 30 mph wall of water that you can't escape.
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Wed Feb-18-04 12:40 AM
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20. Thanks for the tip... |
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Thanks for the much-needed laugh!
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Tue Feb-17-04 07:48 PM
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"the residue off my $100 bill could make one person very happy!"
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Tue Feb-17-04 07:55 PM
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18. That was great. I love jokes. |
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I can't wait to tell that to the people at the bar tonight. Hope you don't find if I use it.
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