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Hawkeye-X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 07:27 PM Original message |
So has anyone ever done a semen analysis before? |
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auntAgonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 07:28 PM Response to Original message |
1. uh no, not me |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
2. Only distance |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 07:30 PM Response to Reply #2 |
3. !!! |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 07:30 PM Response to Original message |
4. visual? |
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seemunkee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 07:31 PM Response to Original message |
5. Not knowing how the thing works is your first problem |
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pokerfan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 12:16 AM Response to Reply #5 |
23. HMO? |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 09:26 AM Response to Reply #5 |
31. can you bring your own magazines? |
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zanne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 10:26 AM Response to Reply #5 |
32. Compared to a PAP smear... |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 07:52 PM Response to Original message |
6. It's a bit salty. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 07:53 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Really? I was told it had a citrus-like tang to it |
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Elidor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 07:56 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. Only if you get a vegetarian |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 01:31 AM Response to Reply #9 |
25. I'm serious here...I was told it had a citrus-y taste to it ! |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 09:17 AM Response to Reply #25 |
30. I find it has a bit more wang than tang |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 08:17 PM Response to Reply #7 |
14. who the |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 08:26 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. They were definitely drunk, yes |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 08:35 PM Response to Reply #6 |
17. Like baking soda *ick* |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 10:30 AM Response to Reply #6 |
33. More like baking soda |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 07:55 PM Response to Original message |
8. I know of a woman in a back alley that'll give you one. |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 07:56 PM Response to Original message |
10. I'm a girl |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 07:59 PM Response to Original message |
11. Are you doing it and asking for instructions |
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Hawkeye-X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 08:33 PM Response to Reply #11 |
16. Porn? |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 04:08 AM Response to Reply #16 |
26. Oh they had |
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ironflange (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
12. A great scene from "Night Court" |
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Jimbo S (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 12:28 PM Response to Reply #12 |
35. "Your sperm is slow and immature." |
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Inchworm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
13. I caught a disease off my ex if that counts |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
18. Not professionally |
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musette_sf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
19. ask Pastor Donald Wildmon |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 09:15 PM Response to Original message |
20. I had to do it after I got scalpeled, and I have to do it again. |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 10:31 AM Response to Reply #20 |
34. Before I put on my glasses, I thought that said, "I had to do it after I got scalped" |
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Release The Hounds (341 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed May-07-08 09:25 PM Response to Original message |
21. It was better than giving blood. |
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csziggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 12:00 AM Response to Original message |
22. I watched it done - for a horse as part of an AI procedure |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 01:18 AM Response to Original message |
24. I made my ex-husband get one after his vasectomy. |
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Lil Missy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 04:47 AM Response to Original message |
27. It counts your swimmers. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 08:54 AM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Or one tough motherfucker |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 12:33 PM Response to Reply #28 |
36. Well, count this guy out. |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 09:17 AM Response to Original message |
29. Well, good morning to you too. |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 12:48 PM Response to Original message |
37. I've had one done |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-08-08 12:57 PM Response to Original message |
38. I Have Done One On The Sperm Of The Moment |
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