THE REAL OLD TIME RELIGION!

[baldguy]

(Chorus):
Give me that real old time religion (3X)
It's good enough for me!

We will have a mighty orgy
in the honour of Astarte
it'll be a mighty party
and it's good enough for me!

We will sacrifice to Yuggoth
we will sacrifice to Yuggoth
Burn a candle for Yog-Soggoth
and the Goat With a Thousand Young!

We will all be saved by Mithras
We will all be saved by Mithras
slay the Bull and play the zithras
on that Resurrection Day!

If your rising sign is Aries
You'll be taken by the Fairies
Meet the Buddah in Benares
where he'll hit you with a pie!

more:
http://www.skepticfiles.org/silly/otr.htm

[alwynsw]

1. I laughed my ass off (it was too funny to LMAO)

[Rowdyboy]

2. Cool...

Thanks for several laughs

[bleedingheart]

3. very funny

[baldguy]

4. Shameless kick