Brawndo's got what plants crave!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

It's got electrolytes!

[IzaSparrow]

1. hahahah...I loved Idiocracy!

Pvt. Joe Bowers: Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, y'know?
Frito: I don't really think we have time for a handjob, Joe.


Scary to think how current American culture is not so far way from the future USA in the movie.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Here's the full dialogue:

Joe: “For the last time, I’m pretty sure what’s killing the crops is this Brawndo stuff.”

Secretary of State: “But Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes.”

Attorney General (Sara Rue): “So wait a minute. What you’re saying is that you want us to put water on the crops.”

Joe: “Yes.”

Attorney General: “Water. Like out the toilet?”

Joe: “Well, I mean, it doesn’t have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that’s the idea.”

Secretary of State: “But Brawndo’s got what plants crave.”

Attorney General: “It’s got electrolytes.”

Joe: “Okay, look. The plants aren’t growing, so I’m pretty sure that the Brawndo’s not working. Now, I’m no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.”

Secretary of Energy (Brendan Hill): “Well, I’ve never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.”

Secretary of State: “Hey, that’s good. You sure you ain’t the smartest guy in the world?”

Joe: “Okay, look. You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon. So why don’t we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?”

Attorney General: “Brawndo’s got what plants crave.”

Secretary of Energy: “Yeah, it’s got electrolytes.”

Joe: “What are electrolytes? Do you even know?”

Secretary of State: “It’s what they use to make Brawndo.”

Joe: “Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?”

Secretary of Defense: “‘Cause Brawndo’s got electrolytes.”

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. I'm thinking of using one of my 3 GDP posts as this

Seeing that it is about the same intellectual level of discussion as what you find over there.