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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-04 06:00 PM
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?

"Keep the tip."
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Wonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-04 06:02 PM
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1. Did you hear about the lepers hockey game?
There was a faceoff at center ice.
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MUAD_DIB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-04 06:16 PM
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9. LOL... I always find that one amusing.
n/t
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htuttle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-04 06:03 PM
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2. A leper, a rabbi, and an Irishman walk into a bar
Bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"

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methinks2 Donating Member (894 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-04 06:11 PM
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3. that was sick!!!
twisted . . . bravo!
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-04 06:11 PM
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4. OK, how's about this one?

What do you call a leper in a bathtub?

Stu.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-04 06:12 PM
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6. Damn you for typing faster than me!
:(
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-04 06:12 PM
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5. Beaten to the punch line
Edited on Tue Feb-17-04 06:15 PM by Blue-Jay
poop.




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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-04 06:13 PM
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7. Hey, get your own damned material!
:evilgrin:
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-04 06:14 PM
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8. Hear About the Poker Game At The Leper Colony?
Everyone threw in their hands.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-04 06:18 PM
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10. Why did the leper fail his driving test?
Edited on Tue Feb-17-04 06:19 PM by Blue-Jay
Left his foot on the clutch.



On edit: I'm checking my watch to see how long it'll be before we're accused of being insensitive to lepers.

No lepers were harmed in the posting of the above joke.


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fizzana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-17-04 06:24 PM
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11. What goes "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.....clunk"
A leper laughing his head off.
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