NightTrain
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Tue Feb-17-04 06:00 PM
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What did the leper say to the prostitute? |
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Tue Feb-17-04 06:02 PM
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1. Did you hear about the lepers hockey game? |
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There was a faceoff at center ice.
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Tue Feb-17-04 06:16 PM
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9. LOL... I always find that one amusing. |
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Tue Feb-17-04 06:03 PM
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2. A leper, a rabbi, and an Irishman walk into a bar |
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Bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"
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Tue Feb-17-04 06:11 PM
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NightTrain
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Tue Feb-17-04 06:11 PM
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4. OK, how's about this one? |
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What do you call a leper in a bathtub?
Stu.
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Blue-Jay
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Tue Feb-17-04 06:12 PM
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6. Damn you for typing faster than me! |
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Tue Feb-17-04 06:12 PM
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5. Beaten to the punch line |
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Edited on Tue Feb-17-04 06:15 PM by Blue-Jay
poop.
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NightTrain
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Tue Feb-17-04 06:13 PM
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7. Hey, get your own damned material! |
CO Liberal
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Tue Feb-17-04 06:14 PM
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8. Hear About the Poker Game At The Leper Colony? |
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Everyone threw in their hands.
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Blue-Jay
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Tue Feb-17-04 06:18 PM
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10. Why did the leper fail his driving test? |
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Edited on Tue Feb-17-04 06:19 PM by Blue-Jay
Left his foot on the clutch.
On edit: I'm checking my watch to see how long it'll be before we're accused of being insensitive to lepers.
No lepers were harmed in the posting of the above joke.
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Tue Feb-17-04 06:24 PM
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11. What goes "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.....clunk" |
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A leper laughing his head off.
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