burythehatchet
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Wed Feb-18-04 08:09 AM
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Does anyone know how to get a nasty santorum stain out of my sheets? |
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I don't want to throw them away - really high thread count. Any help or advice would be appreciated.
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meegbear
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Wed Feb-18-04 08:11 AM
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or rub some liquid detergent into the stain before washing.
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Wed Feb-18-04 08:11 AM
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2. The only thing known to work... |
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Is topical applications of a flame thrower. Rinse and repeat. ;-)
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Wed Feb-18-04 08:11 AM
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3. Those santorum stains are so hard to get out. |
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If they're white sheets, the only way I've been able to get them out is to just bleach them out.
My .02
Terry
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Wed Feb-18-04 08:12 AM
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4. I'm afraid the only way is a very potent acid or a small well placed |
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tactical nuclear device.
You may also bury them for approx 500 years. The burying will work but if they don't rot or disintegrate I'm afraid you won't be around to enjoy the sheets.
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burythehatchet
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Wed Feb-18-04 08:15 AM
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Wed Feb-18-04 08:25 AM
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7. Not all is lost, leave a GPS marker in the burial hole that way your |
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ancestors can use them. :shrug:
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Wed Feb-18-04 08:29 AM
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8. I'm assuming a time machine is somehow involved here... |
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How the hell will his ancestors use them 500 years in the future?
:)
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Wed Feb-18-04 10:29 AM
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Wed Feb-18-04 08:15 AM
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If she had only been a non-spitter the world would be a far better place!
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Wed Feb-18-04 09:31 AM
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9. Oxy-Clean or a knock off like Clorox with same formula. |
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Works everytime. And cleans without any scent.
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Wed Feb-18-04 09:35 AM
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10. Have you tried praying for the stain to be removed? |
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That's what Rick Santorum would do - trust in the power of Jay-sus!!
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Wed Feb-18-04 09:47 AM
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11. Ask the man himself. He has experience, because his dogs |
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leave santorum stains all over the house.
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Wed Feb-18-04 09:53 AM
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12. I'm sure there are ways.... |
pagerbear
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Wed Feb-18-04 10:10 AM
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...that no one has had to ask what santorum is. (Although I'm sure when the term was invented it was hotly discussed on DU--that was before my time.)
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Wed Feb-18-04 10:26 AM
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14. It IS cool, isn't it?? |
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I heard that if you do a Google on "santorum", that reference is the first thing displayed!
:-)
Terry
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Fri Feb-20-04 01:07 PM
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behind his official website.
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Sat Feb-21-04 01:27 AM
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21. But does everyone know the *exact* definition? |
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Some of the replies don't quite get to the meat of it. :D
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Fri Feb-20-04 12:59 PM
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16. What does Martha Stewart say about Santorum Stains? |
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Sat Feb-21-04 01:07 AM
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19. You think it is worth a try? |
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Sat Feb-21-04 01:19 AM
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20. You still shit the bed at your age? |
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