.... and we didn't see this coming?????

[MissMillie]

http://www.chortler.com/1187liech.html

[Kamika]

1. Lol

That explains a lot

[camero]

2. That whole site is hilarious

Everyone will be married to Britney Spears for 15 minutes, study finds.

A report by a team of sociologists has found that Jason Alexander, a complete unknown just seven days ago, has started a whole new wave in wedding trends-- everyone will be married to Britney Spears for 15 minutes.

Upon hearing news of the report, men throughout the planet canceled what they were doing and started getting themselves ready for their 15 minutes of marital bliss with the pop superstar.

"She's got me for 3:45 on Wednesday. This way our wedding will be annulled at 4 and I can beat traffic and get home in time for the '76ers game," said Joe, a construction worker in Philadelphia.

:)

[zbdent]

4. 15 minutes? Heck, I'd only need two.

But I want to be first.

[camero]

5. Only if I get your other 13 minutes

I'm gonna need that long. :D

[pagerbear]

6. Only two minutes?

Dang! I don't think I'd a-told that!

[zbdent]

7. I'm a busy man. Things to go, places to do.

Besides, my wife would kill me, and I'd need the other 13 minutes to get dressed and make my head start.

[zbdent]

3. Listen! Did you hear a mouse roaring?

Somehow, this seems familiar.

Let me check my memory banks, gotta be somewhere in those forty or so years . . .

[VOX]

8. Yes. The Duchy of Grand Fenwick.

declared war back in 1959.

:toast: