CAPTION Our Lord and Savior (and Jesus, too)

[Fenris]

"Look, Mr. Christ, I understand that you want to play this part, but we're looking for someone whiter and with a few more acting credentials."

[underpants]

1. Okay this is the part of my script where the Baron puts the claw on you

[GOPisEvil]

2. Why the hell is Barabbas wearing a watch?

[Fenris]

4. He he!

[eileen_d]

5. ROFLMAO - you win

:D

[myrna minx]

11. HA!

We have a winner. :toast:

[FreeperSlayer]

3. "I mean, lightning doesn't really strike twice...

...does it?"

[Mobius]

7. Funny thing is that Jesus and a language coach were struck by lightning

On the set. Went through coach's umbrellla right throught to Jesus. So yeah , it does strike twice. No im not kidding. I read it on the official movie site, on one of the faq pages.:shrug:

[VOX]

6. Method Jesus: "What's my motivation?"

:kick:

[Arbustosux]

8. just pretend you are Donald Rumsfeld....like this

I just loved that piece abour Rumsfeld as a Kung Fu master

[XNASA]

9. "OK....Jesus, baby.....this is the scene where, to make it really....

..authentic, we're gonna nail you to a.....wait a minute. MAKEUP! Makeup, one of the thorns is not pointy enough. Now take care of it quickly because we're loosing the light."

[Fenris]

10. "More blood! More BLOOD! I want him to look like Sissy Spacek!"

The Passion of the Christ 2: Revenge

[Az]

12. Ok, when the face hugger bursts outa the sack

you gotta look real shocked.

[LuLu550]

13. OK, cut to the chase, Mel

You're KILLING me!

[cosmicdot]

14. Mel: Jesus Christ, can't you get it right!?!