When DU invades Rapture Ready

[Oeditpus Rex]

[Benfea]

1. Rapture Ready is a cesspool

Ew!

[Pierre.Suave]

2. HAHAHAHAHA

Excellent!!!!!!!

[Scooter24]

3. LOL!!

:spray:

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

4. Somebody there has a sig that makes me

:wtf: and then :rofl every time.

It's something about looking forward to baking cookies for Jesus. :eyes:

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. The one whose post I borrowed for this

calls herself "HisBride."



That's just a little scary.

[LeftyMom]

6. A whole lot of them seem to have creamy chonies for the Jeez.

The rest of them seem to be fapping to the thought of all those horrible sinners roasting in hell.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Especially Obama

They seem to particularly despise him. Prolly because he's a death-to-America Muslim and all.

:eyes:

[LeftyMom]

9. They also thought Huck was a socialist.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. What??

Are you series?? :wtf:

[LeftyMom]

14. Completely.

Yeah, I know.

[ashling]

16. At the place where I used to work

I had to sit amidst them. One day when our area splurged and sent out for ice cream from Dairy queen, one of them "rapturously" took a bite of her sundae and said "Think how good ice cream is going to taste in heaven."

:hi:

[Kutjara]

21. Don't these people watch TV?

According to the Philadelphia cheese ads, we'll still have to watch our weight and eat low calorie foods in heaven. One of the commercials even suggests we'll have to spend eternity working out (with a personal trainer, no less). Sounds more like hell to me, but I guess Kraft have some Biblical authority for their assertions. Otherwise it would be blasphemy, wouldn't it?

So that's ixnay on the cecreamiay in the ereafterhay.

[billyoc]

28. I want to go in there and volunteer to stay behind on purpose to fight the antifreeze

or whatever. :rofl:

[Maraya1969]

7. Oh that made me laugh

Thank you I needed that

[FloridaJudy]

11. I have a fantasy

I want to write my own "Left Behind" series. After the Rapture Ready crowd gets transported, we have the earth to ourselves and we fix it! It would be much easier without those dunderheads screwing it up.

[ashling]

17. And then when they figure out it was alla scam

they try to come back.

[graywarrior]

12. Ha!

That's great!

[Maestro]

13. That. Is. Awesome!

Link? Classic! :rofl:

[LiberalAndProud]

15. You made that up.

and made me :rofl:

[Turbineguy]

18. There's a YouTube video

The Book drops to the flor with a load bang. Those left behind are a teenaged boy in a red tee-shirt and a similarly aged girl with big boobs.

I'm sorry, but I just don't get it.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. That sounds like the start of a porn movie...

well, it does.

[Turbineguy]

26. Eureka!

(as Gomez Addams used to say)...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmLhyPjHVes

[Ariana Celeste]

19. lmao

[Bzzzz]

22. This Thread Reminds me of the Greatest Six Feet Under Episode...

EVER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

23. LMAO

:rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

24. Eeeeeek

I wonder who the DUtroll is :evilgrin: hmmmm?

[crispini]

25. Bwahahahaha!

DUZy! :bounce:

[billyoc]

27. lol, DUtroll

:rofl: