Those fucking Canadians! We must kill them!

[khashka]

Single payer health care? Gay marriage? Legal mj? More guns per capita than the US, but less gun violence? They are evil and we must kill them!

Khash.

[lightningandsnow]

1. What? You don't like me anymore?

Me being a Canadian and all.

:P

[Debi]

3. Bah

eating pomegranates in the park....x(

[khashka]

4. No I will kill you

as soon as I find the time. Til then we can be friends.

Actually my lover and I talked about moving to Canada. But you guys won't take me. I mean, is international arms dealing, drug dealing and prostitution such a big deal? I can do it in Canada, too! Joke. All in the past, now I write.

Khash.

[Wcross]

9. I get hassled every time I enter Canada, they think I am a gun runner.

Years back as I was questioned entering at Niagara Falls the guy asked me if I owned any guns. I am a terrible liar so I said yes, he asked if I had them with me, I said no, he asked what kinds of guns. I made my mistake of telling him & as a result, every time I cross the boarder my vehicle is searched and I have to go in to talk to immigration.


They always let me in eventually but it is getting old. Last time I was almost late meeting Joe at the pier in Toronto to unload the heaters from the boat.
(JUST KIDDING MOUNTIE MIKE!)

[graywarrior]

2. What do they think they are, civilized?

[TZ]

5. We need to go all "South Park" on those guys

Blame Canada!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uopIY-c_7eg&feature=related

[Guava Jelly]

6. But Canadian wimmins are hot!

At least the one I know is :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. Hey...we've still got that old Fort along the Detroit River...

off Fort Street even...

we could do it.

[Wcross]

8. You forgot their "Doughnut advantage".....

They have more Doughnut shops per capita than ANY OTHER country in the world. Yes, we hate them for their doughnuts!

[kedrys]

24. Maple-flavoured doughnuts from Tim Horton's, no less

Mmmmm...doughnuts... :P

[DarkTirade]

10. And they have the audacity to have a dollar that's been catching up to and occasionally surpassing

ours. Those rat bastards! :P

[Darth_Kitten]

12. It's still worth more.....

ha ha ha. ;)

[DarkTirade]

16. Like I said, bastards.

:P

[Darth_Kitten]

11. But we sure know how to steal cars......

come to my lovely city, cars stolen by 10 year olds, fires being set by 5 year olds left alone at 4:00 am (yes, that's am), and gangs shooting at homes leaving innocent people injured and or dead.

Canada's a blast. :(

[Lautremont]

25. Your city sounds a lot like my city.

'Pegger?

[Darth_Kitten]

28. Yup.

Gee, how did you guess? :rofl:

[bluesbassman]

13. Ya, sitting up there wearing their toques,

and laughing at us. Problem is, it gets too hot where I live so I rarely get to see a live one thus I can't kill any! Sorry.

[auntAgonist]

14. hoser!

A Little Canadian Humor




Forget Rednecks! Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about "Canooks":



If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada.



If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada.



If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.



If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.



If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend, you may live in Canada.



If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.



If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada.



If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada.



If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.



If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.



If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.



If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada.



If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada.



If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.



If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada.



If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.



If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada.

[terrya]

15. Maybe we should nuke them

Before their icky GLBT equality stuff comes down here. We can't have any of that disgusting crap in our country, after all.

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Series. We MUST think of the children.

[Skittles]

17. what about their f***ing geese

honking and partying up a storm down here - WTF!!!

[ghostsofgiants]

18. Well, I had a good run.

[jobycom]

19. And when the ice melts, they'll have better farmland. nt

[applegrove]

20. mJ isn't legal. They were thinking of decriminalizing it a few years ago

but now we have a neocon government and they won't touch the laws on that account.

[redqueen]

21. And this, too:

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080531.wgodpoll0531/BNStory/National/home

[Dangerously Amused]

22. No! No! KEEP the fucking ones. Kill the others.

[kedrys]

23. Get stuffed, eh!

:rofl: Besides, I just got here. And found out my sister's source for shibby is one of my cousins. And the green is very green indeedy. :P

And the beer has actual alcohol in it. So there. :P

[Deep13]

26. There beer is better and they have a stronger currency too.

When do we invade?