Nude bathing and deck chairs. Beware!!

[alfredo]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1937986.html

Deckchair trapped testicles

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata.

His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

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[NJmaverick]

1. Now this story doesn't make and sense

first of the testicles don't grow or shrink with temperature. They hang tighter or looser, to regulate temperature. So it would be highly unlikely his testicles would slip into the deck chair, when he was cold.

[alfredo]

3. I think they turned sideways when he sat down, then when the slipped

through the slats, they righted themselves. He couldn't reach under to turn them, and nobody else wanted to touch them.

[NJmaverick]

5. Now that would make more sense

or he stood up and suffered some injury and swelling prevented him from getting them loose.

[alfredo]

7. It hurts thinking about it.

[siligut]

2. Poor guy!

Instead of cutting away the chair, they could have just put a bucket of cool water under him. Lift the chair and put a high and full bucket of water under him.

Or maybe even just a soaked towel. I think having sharp cutting tools around the area would be worse that a few minutes in cool water.

[alfredo]

4. The cutting tools covered the sounds of laughter.

[Dr. Strange]

17. Most men have to pay big bucks...

for that kind of, um, service.

[hedgehog]

6. Warning - deck chairs in Croatia may have previously been occupied

by a naked man!

[alfredo]

8. Probably an old man.

My deck chair smells like butt

[MonkeyFunk]

9. Ah...

the rare and dangerous Croatian Testicle-eating Deck Chair. One of nature's most feared predators.

[alfredo]

10. A picture

[DS1]

11. Furniture Tea-Bagging. Thank you, Internet.

[alfredo]

12. good thing there wasn't a kitten around.

[texanwitch]

14. Yes.

:rofl:

[alfredo]

15. Don't want think about it.

[texanwitch]

13. Could happen.

Depends on the distance between the slats, and how big the guy is.

[alfredo]

16. The guy must hang low.