Mosquitos are going to eat the world. We'll have to kill them to get our blood back.

[LaraMN]

I chaperoned SophieMN's kindergarten bowling trip this morning. As always, I found her classmates informative and fascinating. I learned many things, such as the subject line and:

Cutting (in line) is AGAINST THE LAW!

So is PUSHING!

I have really pretty shoes.

The only way to deal with spilling juice on the front of your shirt is to suck on it until the entire front of the garment is juice-free, but drenched with saliva.

There are many, many, MANY irresistibly appealing rocks in the three block stretch of sidewalk between the elementary school and the bowling alley.

It can take twenty minutes to walk three blocks.

The brown and orange bowling balls do not work, because they are ugly.

Someone is trying to rob the Arby's restaurant, because they went inside wearing a black hat and carrying a "suitcase".

Colin smells like peas and he always "rubs his armpits on people's heads."

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Why aren't these kids running the country?

They obviously know much more than our current administration.



Aw, it was a typo? I thought one of the kids pronounced it like that. :(

[LaraMN]

2. Plus, they use the bathroom BEFORE going places.

[Flaxbee]

3. Lara, I hope you are keeping a record of all these hilarious

observations - you need to write a book one day. You have a unique and funny way of describing behavior.