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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 01:14 PM
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The Old Testament of all CAPTIONS!!!


W. is "thinking": "Wow. I think I'm going to ask Pat if we can't play Congregation again this afternoon. This time _I_ want to act out all the naughty parts in the Bible. It's my turn. He gets to play the ram this time. Wow."
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 01:16 PM
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1. "So I go into Ashcroft's office, and he's anointing himself with Crisco!"

n/t
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 01:21 PM
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2. Okay working class do you want what is behind door number 3 Oooooor
What Laura had on this stand????
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 04:48 PM
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3. W is thinking: if I'm in South Carolina ... I betcha I can
say just about anything and get away with it and without Karl or Andy giving a red check mark OK ... so .... is the Klan in the House?



what a sad website http://lgraham.senate.gov/ has
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 04:55 PM
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4. Hey Laura! Chairman Mao wants his suit back!
Always good to see you, Skip.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 05:17 PM
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6. Mother Russia called, she wants Raisa's dress back
:hi:
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Westegg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 05:16 PM
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5. "Hey, Laura's showin' you how big it is right now..."
..."so I rest my case, 'Shrimpy'..."
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 05:19 PM
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7. If you're heavily medicated and you know it clap your hands (clap clap)n/t
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 08:46 PM
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8. I AM HEAAAALLLLED.... THANK YOU PAT.....THANK YOU...
uhhhh, Jesus... yeah, him too.
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Mobius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Feb-19-04 09:18 PM
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9. "Dad says if I make Prez again I get a pony!"
Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 09:18 PM by Mobius
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