Who Is The Most Annoying Male Singer

[Parche]

I pick Rob Thomas and James Blunt

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
:hi:

[redqueen]

1. James Blunt is right up there near the top.

I'd put that "boot in your ass" guy way the hell up there, too.

[Parche]

2. boot in your ass?

Who in the hell is that?

:hi: :hug:

[TZ]

4. Toby Keith..country singer

[redqueen]

6. Yes, that guy.

My stupid ex MIL had his CDs and she doesn't even like country music. She's just a nutzoid pukelican.

Ugh... so sickening.

[Parche]

8. trace adkins

:puke: :puke: :puke: :hi:

just a real yuck yuck kind of guy

:puke: :puke:

[nomorenomore08]

43. Aw, c'mon, don't tell me you didn't at least get a good laugh out of "Honky Tonky Badonkadonk"!

Otherwise, yeah, he blows like no other.

[Parche]

86. trace

When i heard that, i lost my lunch
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
:hi:

[CreekDog]

ah, you beat me to it

:applause:

[CreekDog]

15. Toby Keith "Courtesy of the red, white and blue"

but darn it, I like Toby Keith, even that song rocks, though I'm not into it's message.

but the song that got me to buy the CD was "Beer for my horses" (a duet with Willie Nelson). Willie said that when Toby Keith asked him to do the song with him, after hearing the song's title, he immediately agreed to do it, knowing nothing else. so there you go.

[TZ]

17. "Beer for my Horses" is a great song.

Now I'm scared. We have the same taste in music?!?!:scared:

[CreekDog]

20. but you like Rush

so you can relax. :rofl:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

79. He sounds like a hyena giving birth.

[CreekDog]

3. Geddy Lee

:hide: :rofl:

[TZ]

7. You know

I didn't even have to LOOK at the poster name..as soon as I saw Geddy Lee I knew exactly who was posting....:rofl:

[Captain Angry]

24. Whew.

I was all ready to hunt you down and force you to listen to N-Sync for that. Glad to see you were kidding.

:-)

[CreekDog]

25. I wasn't kidding!

:spank: :rofl:

[Captain Angry]

26. I see.

You're just lucky gas is so expensive. I'd have to go smack you around.

And it's totally gas prices holding me back and not my inability to fight a 6 year old, much less an adult. :-)

[Dr. Strange]

28. When CreekDog was a child,

Geddy Lee appeared to him in a vision, and spoke, saying, "Beware the green key and the golden door. Their combining shall be your undoing." And CreekDog asked what he meant by that. And then Geddy responding by giving him a wedgie. Their relations have been strained ever since...

[CreekDog]

32. I was actually grateful

that he didn't play any of his songs. :think:

[TZ]

33. but Creekdog

is an emotional 6 year old so, you should be able to take him!}(

[Captain Angry]

34. His emotions might be at a 6 year old level.

But if his fists are somewhere in junior high, I'd be screwed.

[CreekDog]

64. i do have tantrums

when Rush is played. :rant:

[Left Is Write]

47. Yeah. Him too.

[Beaverhausen]

5. Jack Johnson

:hide:

[Deja Q]

9. Guess

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-yy2URAYqU&feature=related

Runner-up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFR-8NVjw-k

:rofl:

[redqueen]

10. Hah... I love those.

Comedy = good.

They were intended to be funny, right?

Heck... if not, that only makes it funnier, IMO.

[Tektonik]

11. Eddie Vedder

[Mad_Dem_X]

69. Oh no you didn't!

x(

I loves me some Eddie!

[MrCoffee]

89. THE HELL YOU SAY?!!?

:nuke:

[newmajority]

12. No contest - Sammy Hagar

"See the Aryan bozo with the red guitar
Parachute on the White House lawn
Gonna bomb the commies with his air guitar
So dumb he can't drive 55"
- Jello Biafra

[jakefrep]

13. Michael W Smith and Lee Greenwood

Smith - fingernails-across-a-chalkboard screechy Christian singer

Greenwood - foremost purveyor of sappy jingo-pabulum

[devilgrrl]

14. Michael Stipe

His personality doesn't do much for him either.

[Dangerously Amused]

16. Frank Sinatra or Bob Dylan.

Seriously.


:hide:

[Skittles]

39. Dylan had his moments but Sinatra did NOTHING for me

same with Bing Crosby - ugh

[johnnie]

49. The same w/ Sinatra for me

I liked Bing's voice though, but he was no Dean Martin..lol.

[Skittles]

56. omg, my youngest brother was named after Dean Martin

my mum just swooned over Dean Martin :D

[MAGICBULLET]

18. maybe not most but

I have to turn away at it immediately

Adam Duritz of Counting Crows

[Twillig]

21. LOL

You beat me.

:thumbsup:

[MAGICBULLET]

22. hahaha! ok so I'll go with

Clay Aiken...seriously, this guy is no Barry Manilow

[Twillig]

19. That Counting Crows guy.

I don't care what his name is.

[MAGICBULLET]

23. ...

Oh Lord

[JTG of the PRB]

27. This guy, far and away above all else...

I cringe every time I hear his damned smarmy, piercing voice... :puke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

[Initech]

29. Phil Collins

:puke:

[femmocrat]

30. Michael Buble.

I even hate his name.

[LeftyMom]

31. That greasy guy from Nickelback.

:puke:

[racaulk]

74. YES!!!

He has the worst singing voice EVER!!! :puke:

[mwdem]

35. James Blunt.

I just want to duct tape his mouth every time I hear his whiny-ass voice.

[MilesColtrane]

36. Neil Diamond, or Anthony Newley, or Paul Williams.

it's a tossup.

[cynatnite]

80. Neil Diamond? You blasphemer!

Prepare to be flamed!

[Fox Mulder]

37. Those guys who thought they could sing who were on American Idol.

Oh, and John Mayer and James Blunt. :puke:

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

38. James Blunt

I want to stab myself in the eye with an ice pick whenever I hear his voice or see his face.

[Skittles]

40. who the fuck is James Blunt? n/t

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

42. He sings that "You're Beautiful" song

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8Y7WDWP8WMs



:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[otherlander]

41. Billy Joel

:grr:

[Broken_Hero]

44. Zach Dela Rocha from Rage Against the Machine....

a close second, Chris Cornell.....

[AwakeAtLast]

50. OMG, you have just put not one, but TWO stakes through my heart!

I love them both! :loveya:

[Broken_Hero]

53. Sorry...

I gave both RATM and C. Cornell a chance.....I got 4 RATM cds, just to make sure I was giving them a fair shake, and honestly...I don't care for the band in the least, from the vocals, to Morello...just not my slice of cake.

My wife just loves Cornell though...she plays Audioslave/SoundGarden to annoy me....but I get her back though, she hates Keith Caputo and I play Life of Agony a lot....:D

[newmajority]

58. So I'm guessing you weren't an Audioslave fan then??

Just a hunch.

[Broken_Hero]

87. Nope, sure wasn't

my wife was though...:hi:

[nomorenomore08]

45. Any of these fake-punk assholes, like the guy from Fall Out Boy.

He's just an example, though - they all annoy the living shit out of me.

[Left Is Write]

46. I was with you on the Edie Brickell. Now I'm with you on the James Blunt.

[Bennyboy]

48. Bruce Dickenson Iron Maiden.....

Put that Shit Out http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=97623

[nomorenomore08]

54. Well, I like the guy as a singer, but that clip left me shaking my head.

Must be something to do with Bruce getting old and boring (no offense to non-boring old people :P).

[Bennyboy]

55. I'm old and not boring......

and that shit pisses me off.

[newmajority]

60. Alright, so he's not so friendly to headbanging stoners

But he sure beats the living Hell out of the fool who tried to replace him, Blaze Bailey. :puke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwUwh6XfShQ

[AwakeAtLast]

51. The guy from "The Darkness"

:shrug: Not my cup of tea.

[newmajority]

59. I can't stand that guy either

The band itself might have had potential, but that singer.... what were they thinking? Or what was he thinking? There's only one Freddie Mercury, and that guy ain't him!

[redqueen]

84. He cracks me up!

:D

[porcelain_doll]

52. I agree with you on..

James Blunt but Rob Thomas is great. And gorgeous. :)

[mountainvue]

57. That guy from Rush. n/t

[Burma Jones]

61. Michael Bolton

Him:



Not Him:

[av8rdave]

67. I gotta second Michael Bolton...

The guy sounds perpetually constipated.

[cynatnite]

78. I third that. Completely awful singer n/t

[MissMillie]

83. yep, that's the one

:thumbsup:

[annonymous]

62. Michael Bolton and Bob Dylan

Michael Bolton sounds like he's in pain especially on When a Man Loves a Woman while Bob Dylan sounds likes he's singing thru his nose.

[Liberal Veteran]

63. John Mayer.

[mikeytherat]

65. ...

mikey_the_rat

[BarenakedLady]

66. Adam Levine from Maroon 5

Ick.

[Parche]

91. roger that

:woohoo: :hug: :hi:

[Bennyboy]

68. The Crotch grabber supreme! David Coverdale!

I saw Whitesnake once (more than enough) and the show was so lame all I could do to keep myself awake was count the number of times that Coverdale grabbed his crotch or mentioned his penile area. Ridiculous. 145. For some people that is an entire lifetime of crotch grabbing but for Coverdale it was all in a days work.

[Kingofalldems]

70. Neil Sedaka

No contest.

[SacredCow]

71. It depends on the criteria....

for just the vocal qualities, I can get on board with James Blunt, and will add Rob Halford

For just general asshattery, I have to go with Scott Stapp... gawd, he was sanctimonious....

[eyepaddle]

72. Wow. You. Win.

I was figuring it would come to me in a minute or two, but I think I can stop thinking now.

[Dogtown]

73. Ashcroft

"teh eegul soars"

:eyes:

[Z_I_Peevey]

75. Geezers agree: It's Wayne Newton.

If one can still call what he does singing.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

92. Wayne Newton is definitely on the list, yes

Ick.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

76. Chris Daughtry....oh, excuse me, just "Daughtry".

Come on Chris, you got famous from the same show that gave us Clay Aiken. Stop trying to pretend you are a serious rock artist, because your songs aren't being played anywhere except the Top 40 stations right after Avril Lavigne. I'm glad Taylor Hicks kicked your ass two ways to Sunday!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

77. And while I'm at it.....JUSTIN FREAKIN' TIMBERLAKE.

He forgot that people think of Michael Jackson just as a sick pervert these days, not as any sort of role model.

[Iggo]

81. Jim Morrison.

Now if he'd been a lounge singer instead....spectacular!

[nomorenomore08]

94. Yeah, I always thought he wanted to be Sinatra or somebody.

In the context of the Doors' music, I think his voice worked, and ironically it sounded best when he was basically dying (see the song "L.A. Woman" for an example). But I can understand his detractors.

[Iggo]

96. Yeah, now that I take a longer look at it...

...he wasn't all that annoying. I just couldn't get "Lover Her Madly" out of my head this morning, so I was lashing out...lol.

In the context of that one song, I find him very annoying.

[nomorenomore08]

97. Yeah, you can just hear the alcohol and coke in his voice on that one.

Not one of my favorite Doors tracks by any means, and the fact that it's one of the most frequently played on the radio annoys the shit out of me.

[MonkeyFunk]

82. Elvis Costello

I really like HIM - but I can't stand to listen to him. I've seen him interviewed and he's smart and funny. I like the songs he writes - just something about his voice drives me batty.

I wish I could adapt, because I'd love to be a real fan.

[redqueen]

85. He has got a very funny singing style.

I loves it... but I can see how it might be grating for others.

[mvd]

88. James Blunt is a fine choice

Might be others worse, but I'm not in a mood to go through them.

[MrCoffee]

90. Dylan. Hands down, it's Dylan.

Nails on a damn blackboard.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

93. I'll probably get my baby boomer credentials revoked, but I'd rather

hear ANYONE but Bob Dylan sing his compositions.

[nomorenomore08]

95. Well, I almost prefer the Byrds' versions of some of his songs (e.g. "My Back Pages"),

but overall I'll take Dylan and his "weird" voice any day. Same with Leonard Cohen.