If you're into ear-candling, then I've got some homeopathic drops for you!

TXlib

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Thu Feb-19-04 01:44 PM
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If you're into ear-candling, then I've got some homeopathic drops for you!

They're GUARANTEED to add AT LEAST 20% to your lifespan!

They're so incredible, they even work retroactively, prolonging your life enough to allow for the first dose finally to be administered!

I'm asking only $29.99 for a 1-oz supply.

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BigMcLargehuge

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Thu Feb-19-04 01:54 PM
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1. LOL!!!!

I better buy two!

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buckeye1

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Thu Feb-19-04 02:00 PM
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2. Drinking your own urine...

works better and costs nothing. How spiritual can you get?

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