I'M GONNA FUCKING KICK THE ASS OF SKITTLES

[LeftyFingerPop]

And I phrased it like that because I don't know how to type the following...

I am gonna kick Skittle's ass...or

I am gonna kick Skittles' ass...

I don't know where to put the apostrophe...

I am a college graduate...but I forgot...
:freak:

But I am smart enough to get around it by rephrasing it to...I'M GONNA FUCKING KICK THE ASS OF SKITTLES.

Don't no one come back and tell me where to put the apostrophe, cos I don't fucking care.

[porcelain_doll]

1. Uhmm..

Poor Skittles.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. No no...you see...

Skittles is always kicking someone's ass in here....and....and....nevermind. :rofl: :hi:

[Skittles]

2. it would be "Skittles' ass"

Also, your phrasing could refer to the ass of my donkey Charlie who lives out on the farm with my bf Tom.

Now, WTF are you waxing on about? :D

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. I knew...

someone would correct me :hi:

[Skittles]

6. I'm a freaking grammar Nazi

strange because I did not go to college :hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I "went" to college...

and I had a phenomenal GPA, but I remember none of it. I used to be intelligent, but now, I can barely put my socks on.

Sock's. Socks'. :)

[Skittles]

7. LOL actually I was wrong

I made myself SKITTLE instead of SKITTLES!!! :o

[Skittles]

9. there I fixed it

:D

[johnnie]

14. I was gonna say....

But I kept my mouth shut so I didn't get my ass kicked. :P

And for the record, I barely made it through high school let alone going to college..lol.

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. College sucks...

and some of the wisest people I know barely made it through high school.

[Skittles]

18. my grandparents were the smartest people I ever knew

and they never even went to high school :)

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. My dad...

4th grade.

Left school to take care of the rest of the 16 children.

Smart, smart....very intuitive,

God rest him.

And bless your grandparents.

[Iris]

29. philboy is gonna kick a Skittle's ass!

Works for me!

[Skittles]

35. I will kick Iris ass and Philboy ass in a two-fer

YES INDEED!!!

[Iris]

36. He will be no help to me....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7791412

[Pierre.Suave]

4. Skittles are good

all small and sugary and sweet, all those different colors...

:P

[porcelain_doll]

12. I had some Skittles the other day..

Tropical flavoured. :)

[Lil Missy]

8. I'd put my money on Skittles, but, ....

why would you want to do that?

I think you're just have some fun. :D

Ya crazy bastige!

[Skittles]

11. philboy just wants his ass kicked good, Lil Missy

he's just f***ing BEGGING me for it - yes INDEED

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Uh....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Skittles]

17. you know I'm just waiting for your check to clear

I should kick your ass just for writing checks, too :7

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. I do all my banking online....

because I am special.

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

15. I know. ;-) But you know what scares me Skittles?

He might like it! :scared:

Be sure to agree upon a "safe word".


BTW, :hi:

[darkstar]

20. I happen to know his default "safe word"

Not sayin' how or nuttin....

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. DON'T SAY IT!!!

:rofl: :hug: hi darkstar...

[darkstar]

25. Hi...spoiler below

You've been warned.....spoilers below....



















p-boy's safe word is......












warning.....













ok...you asked for it....











Mr French






:hi: :hug:

[Skittles]

26. Mr French, huh?

doesn't matter: safe words mean NOTHING to me :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. darkstar...

If I ever get out to your pert of the country...I would like to meet you and your family.

You seem like a very reasoned soul... :hug:

[darkstar]

32. Come on down here to Metro St. Louis

and visit!!

OTO, my MIL is about to move back to Long Island....I'm not so certain that's too close to you, but we'll probably get up that way.

Good to touch base. Oh, and can I quote you on the "reasonable" thing to the missuss? hahaha....

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

34. My sister...

is in East Islip. Southern shore of LI, Suffolk County.

[darkstar]

37. Hey...same as my MIL

Suffolk County, I'm pretty sure...

So you feeling OK? Last time I was around much, you had a bad infection going on. I'm off to bed soon, so let the Q stand as rhetorical, if you like. But here's hoping things are on the mend for you.

Take care, amigo.

[LeftyFingerPop]

38. Yes my friend....

feeling better and thank you. Let me know where your MIL lives!

[darkstar]

22. No good can come from any of this, I'm afraid....

Ouch....OUCH....

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

24. Locking.

Please review the DU rules.

Thanks.

[Iris]

28. hee! hee! When in doubt - go to the "of_____" Good strategy!

[LeftyFingerPop]

30. ...

:rofl:

[Lil Missy]

31. LOCKING.

No sex threads.

[LeftyFingerPop]

33. LOCKING.

Please review the DU rules.

Thank you.