Star Trek:Universes
The film opens with some credits that make the audience's eyes hurt.
After the credits, we see lightening striking ships. This confuses the audience to no end.
Next, we cut to the Enterprise. Throughout the movie, the ship interiors are filmed too dark to see things clearly. On the Enterprise, we see the TNG crew. They are playing eye spy. During this scene, Picard complains about Data's singing.
There is an incoming hail, where Picard is instructed that Picard and the TNG crew must patrol the neutral zone. Thus, beginning their mission.
When they arrive at this mission, Data learns how to play golf.
This scene abruptly switches to a scene involving a battle sequence with Romulans! This scene could have been very action-packed, but is very short, unfortunately.
Later on, Picard finally finds out that his future self started a war, and thus the plot of the film finally begins.
As the crew work toward resolving this plot, a member of the TNG crew talks to Chakotay, though this person doesn't really help anything.
Then, Krakenour, the film's obvious bad guy, is revealed. But Krakenour is not REALLY that bad, because this villian only wants to help.
The crew then learns that Sector 001 is in grave danger! They must come to the rescue!
While they are working on this rescue, Data sings 'Hit Me With Your Best Shot.' The audience groans.
A little later, Worf is ordered to be nice to Q. This ticks off many Worf fans in the audience.
Later on, Troi, who had nothing else to do in the film, goes blonde.
A little later, Wesley gets laid. The audience doesn't laugh, however.
Trying to resolve things, Picard and his Away Team beam down to the artic. Which looks almost cinematic, but not quite.
Crusher and Geordi do absolutely nothing for the duration of the film.
Soon, the 'why does Q need a starship rips off Star Trek 5. This seems verrrry familiar to the audience, for some reason...
Then, for no reason, someone in the film says 'Awe, damn!' The audience pretends this is cool and edgy.
Finally, the crew discovers that Krakenour has a universe alternater! This makes the situation very dangerous!
In reaction to this, one of the crewmembers says 'I'll be back!' ...even though this makes no sense.
In their attempts to stop Krakenour, the Enterprise surfs on an ocean planet. This looks really cool... but doesn't stop Krakenour.
Soon, Riker shoots at his evil twin, Thomas. But this doesn't help anything.
There is a final showdown in a nebula called the Ovarian Cyst. Almost defeated, Krakenour, in a fit of rage, attempts to activate his universe alternater! Time is running out, so Picard beams over and attempts to stop him.
Eventually, Picard violently and mercilessly kills Krakenour by his ship crashing into the sun. Picard is almost killed in the process, but luckily Q saves Picard at the last moment.
Later, Picard contemplates on what has happened. As a result of this mission, Picard has resolved his problems with Data's singing. Picard then gives a speech about we learn from our mistakes.
The TNG crew then beams back to the Enterprise, which warps off into space.
The TNG theme plays on the soundtrack.
THE END
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