DUers you wouldn't mess with

[Dogtown]

this newb don't know.

Skittles, of course. Sure, but who *else* is teh badness?

[TZ]

1. Well

FYI--Some of us like to be "messed with" if you catch my drift...:evilgrin:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=7792225&mesg_id=7792225

[JVS]

22. Hey, I got this extra ticket for the Icelandic penis museum, you want to come?

;-)

[TZ]

34. woo-hoo!

Never could resist those Icelandic genitalia displays...:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

30. Oh, come on Snyder! Stop thinking about T.O.!!1!!

:evilgrin:

[TZ]

33. No sorry...thats your crush!!

Not mine. Note to OP..madinmaryland has an obsession with the Dallas Cowboys and should be messed with at the first opportunity!!

[Dogtown]

35. That *is* weak

nofear with madinMD, then. BWAAAhaha!

:nopity: :mad:

[Dogtown]

46. ma'am, yes, ma'am!

may i have another??

:blush:

[greenbriar]

2. greenbriar

wouldn't mess with that one either

:)

[Dogtown]

36. tx++ for the

affirmation!

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. If I told you, I would have to kill you.

[Dogtown]

32. so, YOU'RE

Agent Mike!!!

[MrCoffee]

4. flvegan is all bark and no bite...just rub his belly and he's fine

he does have an unfortunate tendancy to hump certain legs, however.

[Dr. Strange]

7. I hear that if you rub his belly, you get three wishes.

Unfortunately, none of them are granted.

[MrCoffee]

8. I wish I didn't know that

[Dogtown]

44. *NO*!

you have to rub his belly 1st, *then* make a wish.

[quip]

49. I heard that you'll get three inches.

:hide:

[Pierre.Suave]

52. Hey, where have you been?

Obama rally tonight in St Paul Xcel center.

be there or be square!

[quip]

58. I am BURIED with work! :-(

Which is a good thing and a bad thing. :think:

Sounds like a party, though! :party: :hi:

[Pierre.Suave]

62. Work Schmork

This is a historic moment.

[quip]

75. Meh, he's just going to lose....

:hide:

[Pierre.Suave]

76. You are dead to me

welcome to my ignore list buddy...

:P

[quip]

77. BAAAAAAH!!!!ELEVENS!!

I'm sucking up to the Hillbots! :P

[Pierre.Suave]

78. Why?

is there a cute one around?

:evilgrin:

[quip]

80. ALWAYS a good reason!

:evilgrin: :thumbsup:

[Pierre.Suave]

81. I can not think of any other reasons

really, I cant.

Luckily for me, my Fiancee is an Obama supporter... SO no turmoil in the house regarding that particular issue.

[Dr. Strange]

59. Ha! You wish!

Wait, no, scratch that.

[quip]

60. Scratch 'n Sniff

Smell the Glovegan

[Dr. Strange]

61. Um...

We’re not about to do a free-form, uh, flvegan exploration in front of a festival crowd!

[quip]

79. You are witnesess at the new birth of Spinal Capricorn Mark 5gan,

hope you enjoy our new direction... ...on the bass: Cabcere, she wrote this.....

(Holy shit; she must have graduated by now....) Did I miss an annoucement? :shrug:

[Dogtown]

20. I've got a dog like that

but rub her belly and she piddles like a fountain.

She doesn't hump though, so I'll keep her and let the infamous flvegan go his way...

[LeftyMom]

5. Don't pester sniffa for money. nt

[Dogtown]

23. Did you lend him some?

I'm a rookie, but not foolish, thank you very much.

:(

[MrCoffee]

37. She's kidding. If you ask him for a quarter and say please, you're golden.

[Haole Girl]

6. If you are male, you should be ok. nt

[Dogtown]

10. Yes, male.

I don't think that will deter the scary Skittles, though.

I hear she eats her meat raw, and her veggies not at all...

:scared:

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. WannaBe is a criminal...

[Dogtown]

15. Sure, but

is he "white collar"?

I don't have any money to steal, so the middle-management criminals don't scare me.

But I really hate getting my ass kicked.

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. She's a she. She got busted for parking in a parking lot.

Big doings.

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Did she make bail yet?

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

She was released on her own recognizance...

although she recognizes herself as huge goof..

What are ya gonna do??

[Dogtown]

38. and i've gone and insulted her...

i'll be watching where i park for now on.

:wow:

[IndianaJones]

11. do you write checks in the express line? Cboy don't play that. nt.

[Dogtown]

39. like

anybody wd take a check from me...


:eyes:

[DS1]

12. ForrestGump will make you reflect on your inferior posting skills

[Dogtown]

29. HA! you invoke the

Gumpmonster, but i hear your smartassedness is the bigger threat.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Don't post a pic of yourself unless you're okay with DS1 'shopping it.

[BarenakedLady]

14. Bah

He's all talk, no shop.

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Sure. Tell that to Mr.LaraMN's appendix.

:rofl:

[SOteric]

45. He's complex.

Sure he talks a good game, but he 'Shops a good game, too.

[Dogtown]

26. he cd only help...

:cry:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. these people:

[SallyMander]

25. ...

:spray:

[Dogtown]

31. Oh, i won't go into GD:P

there's *RABIES*!!!1!

[terrya]

21. MonkeyFunk

I know better to mess with him. He could kick my ass bigtime.

[Dogtown]

40. my blinding-spider style

is far superior to his "monkey flings dung" technique.

these wd be funnier if i cd figure out 'bucket.

this calls for a screen capture from "Circle of Iron".

[Guava Jelly]

24. Skinner

:yoiks:

[Dogtown]

41. well, YEAH!

it's his playground, after all.

EDIT: is he a bully?

:scared:

[Dr. Strange]

63. Here's a hint:

His name wasn't chosen because of some behavioral psychologist.

[Dogtown]

65. A FLAYER!

i'd rather be slayed than flayed!!

[Dr. Strange]

83. Be flayed...

be very flayed.

[Kingofalldems]

27. It's obvious--Skinner

[flvegan]

28. Redstone.

I wouldn't really want to mess with any of my beloved fellow DUers, but he immediately came to mind.

[Dogtown]

42. scary but not pugnacious

can't think of a decent joke for the Redman.

or an indecent one...

:hi:

[Flaxbee]

43. yeah, I'll second that

and Skinner, of course.

But Redstone'll break a pool cue over your head if you step out of line. And I do say that with all due respect.

He's a softie for skunks, though. :D

[Dogtown]

66. I'll be fine, then, w/ Redstone.

Feralchild. I was raised by skunks.

[datasuspect]

69. d'oh

[NewJeffCT]

47. You don't mess around with Jim...

you don't tug on superman's cape,
you don't spit into the wind,
you don't pull the mask off the ole' lone ranger
and you don't mess around with Jim.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_sAunLs4sw

[NewJeffCT]

48. CaliforniaPeggy

I think if anybody messed around with her, all of DU would rise up & kick their ass...

[racaulk]

64. That's very true.

She's a total sweetheart and wouldn't hurt a fly, but she's well loved and has a lot of Lounge minions. Hmmm...maybe she's smarter than we think... :think:

[Dogtown]

67. Of course

Anyway, the sell-by date on my F-bomb bodyarmor is expired.

[DarkTirade]

50. I wouldn't recommend challenging me...

at either Quake II, any of the Soul Blade/Calibur games, or knowledge of useless Star Wars facts. :P

[DS1]

51. If you know of a place where I can d/l a copy of Quake2

which I did buy back in the day, I'll give you a sound thrashing, young man.

[DarkTirade]

54. Yes, I know a place...

it's called the internet. :P

Seriously, I found it on a torrent site. And it's been a few years since I've played it multiplayer, so I'll probably suck the first few rounds until I get the hang of it again. :P

[DS1]

55. ah

I d-led Q3 (which I also paid for) a few months ago but there was only one guy playing, and he was a complete douchebag.

I'll look for Q2, I miss playing 1v1 battle mod. Miss it so. (used to run my own battlemod server when our company got its T1 line)

[DarkTirade]

57. Quake II was the first multi-player game I ever had a chance to play seriously

and so as a result, it's the one I'm best at. :P

It's kinda weird, I totally sucked at 3 for some reason. But I kicked ass at 2. I wasn't obsessed the way people who have their own clans and whatnot are, so they'd probably kick my ass. But for people who just game in general, I'll usually kick their asses.

In most games I have a tendancy to figure out little loopholes and figure out how people will react to certain things and use that info to take down my opponants. Despite never having a Nintendo as a kid and only getting to play Mortal Kombat at a friend's house now and then, I still kicked most people's asses at it. I knew hardly any special moves. Was only comfortable with a couple of characters. But I'd figure out what THEY were doing and turn it against them. The only people who could beat me were the kids who did nothing but play that game repeatedly until they knew it backwards and forwards.

[Dogtown]

68. You're safe from those challenges

Really.

[DFW]

53. Mess with me all you want.

I can handle it. It's just an internet board fer Pete's sake.
I don't stomp people. I'm from Texas.
We use lethal injection down there.

[Dogtown]

72. I almost did that once

slept for 18 hours.

:smoke:

[DFW]

74. It's been so long since I've had the chance to sleep 18 hours,

I think I'd risk a capital felony for the opportunity.........

[graywarrior]

56. I'm Tom Petty's new song

I don't scare easy.

I puke easy, but I don't fall apart when I'm under the gun.

[Dogtown]

71. Wouldn't mind you

at my back, then

When the sparrows start...

[datasuspect]

70. i will go apeshit on your ass

[Dogtown]

73. I can make my own apeshit

outa my own ape-ass, thanks anyway.


:woohoo:

[SalmonChantedEvening]

82. That lad over in the corner what's twirling the chainsaw and gigglin'

Never did ask him what his name was, thought it best just to wave n keep me distance.

Cheers and Welcome to DU :toast: