The copier right outside my cube has been running all morning and I may have to kill people

[MrCoffee]

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[PeaceNikki]

1. There's one of those by my desk

The whole office now knows that the sure way to get me into a psycopathic murderous rage is send a large job to that printer. I WILL go kill the job. The alternative is the job owner. We have a printer in the mailroom for those big jobs.

[Dora]

2. Coming up next.....

[flvegan]

3. You see, Peter, we're using the new coversheets on all our TPS Reports...