The way to a woman's heart is sincerity

[MrScorpio]

If you can fake that shit, then you can get away with anything

[redqueen]

1. *sigh*

[ismnotwasm]

2. Takes two in any game of the heart

Now doesn't it?

[MrScorpio]

3. Two's company...

Three's a porn shoot!

[Deep13]

4. If only.

I have a rare Sweetie who does appreciate sincerity. Everyone else I have ever been interested in has been put off by it and assumed I meant a lot more than I was saying. Sorry, I'm just not that subtle.

[khashka]

5. At the risk of getting deleted....

The way to a woman's heart is through her clitoris. Know where it is and what to do with it - she'll forgive most things.
The way to a man's heart is with a sharp knife shoved under the breastbone.

No, I'm not really that cynical.

Khash.

[DarkTirade]

8. I have to disagree.

Turn it sideways, go between the ribs. Much easier than under the breastbone.

:yoiks:

[khashka]

9. More fun my way

And an upward thrust is easier than your option. Your version requires getting it through the ribs, can be tricky. Mine only requires going through muscle, much easier. Only turn it when it's in.

Khash.

[zingaro]

10. bless your heart because

I was thinking "hmm I think there's a far more direct route to any woman's heart, mine included, and it has little to do with sincerity unless you mean effort" :rofl:

And I could smooch you for your man's heart directions. Not that I'm cynical either.

[khashka]

12. another one you might like

Q: "Does he really love me or is he just using me?"

A: "With men it's usually a little bit of both."

Khash.

[zingaro]

13. I do like that.

Love is nice. Being used can be underrated. They both have their merits, really. ;)

[khashka]

14. True,but

being used can be overrated too. Fun for a weekend. But as a lifestyle? No. Considered useful and important, yes. I mean I've had friends who complained they had the flu and their husbands expected her to cook dinner for him. Let him cook his own damn dinner and bring you some chicken soup while he's at it!

I may be a masochist, but not a doormat.

This opinion got me kicked off a BDSM site.

Khash.

[zingaro]

15. oh we agree.

All things have their limits. Or they should. And any BDSMer should, ostensibly, know that. It's part of what lends the power to power trip, top OR bottom.

[Rosemary2205]

6. You can only live a lie so long.

And when that shit hits the fan I suggest the man in question sleep with one eye open and learn how to live out of his car.

[LaraMN]

7. Wrong. It's digging holes.

What?
I want my damn fence put in, already.

[Fox Mulder]

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