The Inquisitive
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Tue Jun-03-08 06:40 PM
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Oh shit! I ate a Luna bar before reading the label |
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It's an energy bar made by woman for woman, and I'm a guy! Has the FDA conducted any studies on the side effects??? HELP ME! I think it's turning me into a woman, I feel sassy and empowered already!
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Tektonik
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Tue Jun-03-08 06:48 PM
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Gormy Cuss
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Tue Jun-03-08 06:51 PM
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2. Estrogen in every bite. |
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Welcome to the distaff side.
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LeftyMom
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Tue Jun-03-08 06:55 PM
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Shakespeare
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Tue Jun-03-08 06:58 PM
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DarkTirade
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Tue Jun-03-08 07:42 PM
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5. Invest in a push-up bra. |
Critters2
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Tue Jun-03-08 07:43 PM
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6. That glass is half-full. No more shaving! |
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And you're likely to grow some lovely, long, luxurious lashes!
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jmowreader
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Tue Jun-03-08 08:01 PM
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7. They did, and they're real bad |
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Edited on Tue Jun-03-08 08:02 PM by jmowreader
If you suddenly feel the urge to put the seat down, see Sex in the City and wear fuchsia, the change is starting.
On edit: if you suddenly lose the desire to call fuchsia "process magenta," the change is complete.
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KitchenWitch
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Tue Jun-03-08 08:02 PM
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8. As others have said, beware of Moobage |
Extend a Hand
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Tue Jun-03-08 10:03 PM
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9. you'll just have to hold on to |
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you balls to make sure they don't just shrivel up and disappear-- Three days will probably do it ;)
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Lex
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Tue Jun-03-08 10:06 PM
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10. Your wang will fall off now. |
izzybeans
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Tue Jun-03-08 10:32 PM
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11. That happened to me like twice or something. |
crim son
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Tue Jun-03-08 10:37 PM
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12. Don't be afraid. My daughter |
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gave one to my fifteen-year-old son, just to mess with his head. If anything, he's become taller and better looking after eating it! :P
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