Should gods be allowed in Restaurants?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

[DarkPhenyx]

1. Of course! I'd never get to eat out if they didn't allow me.

That would seriously suck. I mean really, even gods have their limits. Sure I could create an entire universe, but have you ever tried cooking for one? Sheesh! Let's be serious here.

[VelmaD]

5. *snort*

Hope they have a table big enough to seat you AND your ego. ;-)

[chiburb]

2. I like that "food multiplication stunt"

And I suspect Country Buffet would too...

[Bridget Burke]

3. Yes, but Tezcatlipoca must sit in the smoking section!

(extremely obscure Aztec humor)

[TXlib]

4. Better not seat him near Quetzalcoatl...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Does he accept burning human sacrifices or something? (nt)

[MisterP]

11. Tezcatlipoca = "smoking mirror"

[Stupdworld]

7. xtopalapaquetl

the aztec god of war... when we can get him out of the basement for a little burrito grande, he always makes a fuss.

[DrWeird]

8. Never invite Juibilex over for dinner. Or Abhoth for that matter.

And Azathoth should never be left alone with children or animals.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

15. Asmodeus is always good for conversation though....n/t

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[Whitacre D_WI]

9. I invited Dionysus out to dinner once.

But he drank all my wine :cry:

[zonmoy]

10. Only

if you want everybody in the restaurant to be infinately tortured eternally.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. I went to some restaurants that fit that description

Okay, not eternally, but for a day or so afterwards. :hurts:

[gold_bug]

12. only if it's a seeing eye god

[Westegg]

14. Only Aphrodite... Rrrroooowww!!

What a hot piece of deified ass!