Accepting Nominations for Best Spam Subject Line

[BurtWorm]

My current favorite: Upgrade your penis

[petronius]

1. My best was something like: "She'll love you to slap her face with your new big meat"

(I checked with my wife - it turns out that that's actually not a real good idea...)

[DarkTirade]

2. Yeah that really isn't a good idea.

I mean, what if it hits the edge of a tooth or something? Ow! :P

[petronius]

5. I'm sure that's what she meant - my safety is important, after all...

;)

[DarkTirade]

7. It's good to know that your wife is looking out for you.

:P

[BurtWorm]

3. Then you can freeze it and use it as an ice bag.

:shrug:

[redqueen]

4. Ah I wish I could remember...

some of those are so bizarre and random... it's almost like poetry.

[Love Bug]

6. "Lose up to 20 lbs with Colon Cleanse!"

x(

[BurtWorm]

9. Who knew that much was in there?

:o

[mainegreen]

8. we kan meat up fur sure!

'meat' up?

Real subtle.

[Drum]

10. "His brain argued with his buttocks, and was sat upon."

That one had me chuckling for days... :D

[LynzM]

17. LMAO

Nice one... :rofl:

[AlCzervik]

11. online only-Gladiators under $30.

[madinmaryland]

12. "Need to borrow 1500 dollars by tomorrow?"

Not at a $900 APR rate.

:scared:

[bif]

13. Be as big as Ron Jeremy

Or something close to that

[madinmaryland]

14. Send that to a Hummer owner!!1!!

:rofl:

[guitar man]

15. delete

dupe

[guitar man]

16. "you could have a larger penis"

I mean, I laughed at that one for a good 15 minutes straight...I could have a larger penis...yeah, right,like where would I put it? :D

:rofl:

:hide:

:yoiks:

[Catbird]

18. polite hydrogen atom

Watch out for the mean and vicious ones.