Worst actor and worst actress?

[Zavulon]

Worst actor: David Caruso. Too bad, too, because he was pretty good in NYPD Blue before signing on with CSI Miami and deciding to make every scene intolerably dramatic. "Okay, Calleigh, here's what we're going to do. We need to fasten these pieces of paper together, but we can't let IAB know about it. So what I need you to do is to pass me...(puts on sunglasses)...THE STAPLER."

Worst actress: Can't remember her name and I'm too lazy to look it up (I know you guys will know it), but she played Jack Bauer's daughter on 24. Nice looking to be sure, but an awful actress who couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag holding a machete.

Your opinions? Honorable mentions welcome as well.

[AlCzervik]

1. have some extra cheese.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

Yaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

[IndianaJones]

2. Elisha Cuthbert. nt.

[Zavulon]

3. Right, thanks very much. (NT)

[harmonicon]

40. I would like to see her in that wet paper bag, as has been suggested.

Could she act herself out of it? Well, we'll have to see, won't we? Acting or not, I'd enjoy that show.

[Shell Beau]

4. But David Caruso is the reason I watch CSI:Miami!

His over the top acting cracks me up!

[AlCzervik]

5. "You better believe it Pablo, you better believe"

Csi Miami is almost like a cartoon.

[Shell Beau]

7. "The answer, my friend...

is blowing in the wind"

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

6. Zooey Deschanel

Cute as heck, but she keeps tilting her head like a dog who just heard a whistle.

[khashka]

8. Worst actor: Julian Sands

What? You can't walk into a room and say "Hi" without overemoting and trying to make it the the most profound thing anyone ever said?


Khash.

[Runcible Spoon]

17. NOOOOOOOOOO I love him :*(

abd harbored very early crushes on him since "Warlock". I don't know why that man gets punished by the horrible movies he is in, but I WUV WUV WUV him and he's super sexy, and oonly gets better with age!

:cry: MEANIE!

[khashka]

20. You only like him cuz he's cute

Terrible actor. Julian, quit doing movies and do nude photo shoots instead!

Khash.

[Runcible Spoon]

23. OK, I accept your compromise.

Although, I DO think he's decent enough to have some lines in the porn I'm writing for him. You can always mute them if you have a problem with it. Hmph.

[grace0418]

33. I know. He was wonderful in Room with a View but in everything after he was TERRIBLE.

His overenunciation is bordering on sounding like a speech disability.

[mitchum]

9. Here's Jim Carrey doing a hilarious Caruso impersonation...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJSqkwyL1Zo

[underpants]

14. CSI cast does Horatio Caine impressions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul8gZIGZbdc

[mitchum]

10. Actor: Andy Garcia Actress: Penelope Anne Miller

there are many who are actually worse, but these two get credit as having some degree of talent

[Shell Beau]

11. Andy Garcia? Really?

He's decent enough!

[grace0418]

35. Did you see Smoking Aces? He had THE WEIRDEST accent in that. I have no

what kind of accent it was supposed to be.

[bluesbassman]

37. That was the first thing I noticed.

I was thinking he was going for a cross between Brooklyn and Kentucky. Too weird.

[grace0418]

38. With a little bit of Irish or Scottish. WTF? n/t

[MonkeyFunk]

49. ugh

I can't stand Andy Garcia. That accent! It's Cuban, in theory, but doesn't sound like anything I've ever heard.

Yes, he's one of the worst.

Actresses? Darryl Hannah is pretty bad, though I loved her in Kill Bill 2. Maybe camp is what she needs.

And I know I'm in the minority here, but I think Diane Keaton is just godawful. Try watching The Godfather movies and pay attention to her - she stinks up every scene she's in.

[Skittles]

12. Dane Cook and Jessica Alba

absolutely fucking awful

[Runcible Spoon]

19. I agree but I hafta admit loving Dark Angel

I guess the snotty precocious thing worked for her in that series, but it IS hard to take her as a serious actor in the shit she is in now. She really does have only one act, and that is acting like she's too good to be there; who knows that might just be her natural personality and she never acts :shrug:

[Lucy Goosey]

47. Does Dane Cook even count as an actor?

In my opinion: No.

He's also a terrible comedian.

I have a really irrational hatred of the man.

[bif]

13. Ben Affleck

[MorningGlow]

15. I think January Jones is pretty awful

I love, love, LOVE Mad Men, but although she's quite beautiful, you could get more emotion out of a block of wood. She's definitely the weak link in that show. And she can't hold a cigarette comfortably, even after a full season of chain smoking.

[KamaAina]

16. Keanu Reeves and Melanie Griffith

now co-starring in "Why is KamaAina Plucking His Eyeballs Out With a Grapefruit Spoon?"

[khashka]

28. Ever seen the tape of Keanu doing Hamlet

in high school. Make sure you have everything you need to gouge your eyeballs out and do a self-lobotomy first. He may be cute, but the boy can't act.

Although, sleeping with Geffen was a good career move - so he might be smart.

Khash.

[KamaAina]

32. No, but I read the review in one of the Toronto papers

"Mr. Reeves said all the words in the correct order."

Best. Review. Ever. :rofl:

[Drum]

18. Worst actress: Andie McDowell

I just can't reach for the remote fast enough.... She should just stick to the l'Oreal bits.

[khashka]

25. Gotta agree

The woman can't deliver a line. I always wonder who she had to sleep with to get the part.

Khash.

[devilgrrl]

29. Come now, she was good in 'Groundhog Day'

I love that movie :cry:

[Drum]

36. ok ok...I'll concede that 'un.

Not one to dawg on a good flick! But A.McD anywhere eles? Thank-you no.

[MonkeyFunk]

50. ooh, good one!

She bugs the hell out of me, too.

[grace0418]

51. "Was it raining? I hadn't noticed?" WORST. LINE. EVER.

I really enjoyed Four Weddings and a Funeral, but I never understood why they chose her for the role.

The other line that blew my mind was when she said "That's what I get for marrying a man three times my age." Uh, honey, that would've made him about 120.

[jobycom]

21. I saw this high school play once...

Other than that, just pick any actor and actress. Someone thinks they are the best, someone the worst.

[Runcible Spoon]

22. Albert Brooks and Gwyneth Paltrow.

OK maybe Brooks is "funny" somehow and maybe a good actor but seeing his name associated with a movie is just like an iron clad guarantee I will hate it. Paltrow has been in some movies I like (Talented Mr Ripley for example) but she is so stiff and does this annoying almost-English accent in anything she is in and it always seems so snooty and put-on. Can't stand her personality and don't think much of her as a "great beauty" either.

[khashka]

27. Brooks is actually a good screenwriter

and funny. But he should stick to that and quit trying to act.

Khash.

[mitchum]

39. No one can play an "emasculated" cubicle dweller like Brooks...

he is also devastatingly funny
I'm in absolute agreement with you about Paltrow, though

[Tabasco_Dave]

45. Ditto for Gwyneth Paltrow

She is a extremely boring actress and very un sexy. As far as bad actors go Sylvester Stallone tops them all.

[Rob H.]

24. Kevin Costner

How does the man keep getting work?!

And Julia Roberts is way overrated, too, imo.

[Broken_Hero]

26. hmm,

Actor:The dude who played Borat...to lazy to look up his name.

Actress:Kristen Kreuk, I don't think she has been in any movies, but in Smallville...I fight the urge to stab myself in the neck with a frying pan, every time she has screen time...

[devilgrrl]

30. Worst actor: Tom Cruise. Worst actress: Britanny Murphy

eom

[XemaSab]

31. Nicholas Cage

That's my only pick. :shrug:

[harmonicon]

41. HIgh FIve!

I can't really even watch movies that he's in. How he became popular/respected is a complete mystery to me.

[XemaSab]

43. He's the same lamer in EVERY film

:shrug:

[TZ]

34. No ones named Hayden Christensen yet?

I pick Lindsey Lohan for female. (or Paris Hilton)

[Fox Mulder]

42. David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson.

I'm kidding, of course.

I would have to say the worst actor is Jim Carrey and the worst actress is Pamela Anderson.

[regnaD kciN]

44. Worst Actor: Will Farrell...

I know -- he's a comic actor and is thus supposed to be somewhat over-the-top, but that guy makes Jerry Lewis seem like a model of restraint and believability by comparison. :eyes:

[PVnRT]

46. Cameron Diaz

I cannot stand that woman.

[PassingFair]

48. Worst Actress: Bridget Fonda Worst Actor: Keanu Reeves n/t