I love my dead gay son!

[Elidor]

Favorite quote from the 1989 movie Heathers?

[Bertha Venation]

1. What is your damage?!

[displacedtexan]

2. I'm going to have to send my SAT scores to San Quentin...

instead of Stanford.


For those in need of "Heathers" quotes, here's the screenplay:

http://www.script-o-rama.com/snazzy/dircut.html

[FlaGranny]

3. Something tells me I'm glad I haven't seen

this movie.

[Elidor]

4. ROFLMAO!

You don't know what you're missing, FlaGranny.

[tigerbeat]

5. damn! i'd be willing to go half a day for a cheerleader! or......

KURT
What did your boyfriend say when
you told him you were moving to
Sherwood, Ohio?

RAM
Answer him dick!

KURT
Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria
have a No Fags Allowed Rule?

J.D.
It seems to have an open door policy
for assholes though, doesn't it?

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. I've been moved around all my life.

Dallas, Baton Rouge, Vegas... Sherwood, Ohio... and there's always been a Snappy's Snack Shack. Anytown, anytime, you can pop a ham and cheese in the microwave and feast on a turbo dog.

Keeps me sane.

[Shrek]

7. "Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"

Just the kind of polite conversation one expects when playing croquet.

[supernova]

8. LOL! I have got to rent this movie!

Is it out on DVD yet?

It sounds like my kind of dialogue. :D

[Shrek]

9. Yep.

It's even in stock.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. Grow up, heather! Bulimia is so '87!

I gotta motor!