matcom
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:37 PM
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**EXCLUSIVE** Catwoman Is MY LOVECHILD! |
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Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 04:39 PM by matcom
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:38 PM
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1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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What's up with your hands? :D
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matcom
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:52 PM
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9. they um.... don't tan real well |
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:39 PM
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2. That is the only reason I joined DU! |
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This is all over the web and will be out in tomorrow's Enquirer, I believe.
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:39 PM
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You must be so proud, Matcom! :D
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:40 PM
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4. Does your face always look like blurry? |
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And I always thought it was from the beer buzz at the meetups.
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:40 PM
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CatWoman
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:51 PM
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6. ack!!! Ann Coulter hands!!!! |
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I don't want you changing my diapers with THOSE hands!!!!!!
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matcom
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:52 PM
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wiped your bum 10 minutes ago! :D
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:53 PM
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Matcom working blue? Nawwwwwwww.
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:52 PM
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8. Are you going to Breast Feed her |
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Or feed on her breasts
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:53 PM
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:53 PM
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12. Newsman Matt Drudge is gonna be PO'ed you scooped him |
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:56 PM
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14. you WOULD think so!!! |
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:58 PM
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16. As long as he stocks up on peanuts and whipped cream he'll be okay |
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Is it getting hot in here?
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:55 PM
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13. Um, who is the mother |
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:shrug:
Or did you just asexually mutate her off the side of a lovehandle?
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Thu Feb-19-04 04:57 PM
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15. I'm betting on Grovelbot |
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matcom is such a whore for money
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Thu Feb-19-04 05:00 PM
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Thu Feb-19-04 05:01 PM
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Shouldn't CatWoman be green in that case?
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Thu Feb-19-04 05:04 PM
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19. Maybe GOPisEvil or Zombywoof is the mother |
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Thu Feb-19-04 05:33 PM
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you don't know the difference between 'lovers' and 'spouses'???
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Thu Feb-19-04 06:36 PM
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Thu Feb-19-04 06:37 PM
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Edited on Thu Feb-19-04 06:38 PM by Ramsey
I don't spout babies, I have better things to do. (See post #20)
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Thu Feb-19-04 06:47 PM
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23. But it's a love child and Matcom is obviously caring for the kid |
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while you have your career and husband
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