Good Gracious, people. If the meeting starts at 11AM and you

[Midlodemocrat]

have to download the software to view the conference, get on the fargin computer at 10:45.

Why am I the only one who knows this?

:banghead:

[DS1]

1. I agree with Bush on this one

Not there and ready for the meeting, you're locked out.

Then again, none of my meetings involve attacking other countries.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Did you just call me Bush, Hitler?

:rofl:

[DS1]

3. Bite my Pinoche, Amin

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Watch it, Pol Pot.

The swarm will be here in seconds.

:rofl:

[DS1]

5. Let them come, I'm not replying to you anymore, Benedict

[Midlodemocrat]

6. *smooch* You love me, you know it.

:rofl:

[SOteric]

31. Dude...

/Hurley

You're British. Benedict Arnold is a British hero. Ergo, you just goobersmooched Midlo. This has been a Public Service Announcement.

[DS1]

32. Dyude!

I don't need to hear this right now!

[SOteric]

35. No worries.

Just let the buzzing from the hive mind drown out the sound of reason...

[SOteric]

36. No worries.

Just let the buzzing from the hive mind drown out the sound of reason...

[madinmaryland]

7. Yeah! The clique is going to start firebombing this thread!

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

8. I love the smell of paranoia in the morning

Smells like toe cheese.

[TZ]

10. You called?

:P

[madinmaryland]

12. I can't believe you posted the brazilian joke!!

Next thing I know you'll be talking adoringly of Tony Romo!!1!!

:rofl:

[TZ]

14. Umm no.

I'd rather kiss Rick Astley......:P

[Dr. Strange]

23. turtlensue-rolled n/t

n/t because I have nothing more to say.

[Bake]

29. You'd rather kiss Ass? Really?

Oh, my bad. I think I read that wrong.

:rofl:

Bake

[kmla]

28. It's Paul Pot.

Duh.

[petronius]

9. I have a bunch of students giving presentations on their final projects today at 4 pm

Half of them have come to me today or yesterday wanting to discuss the 'direction' of their research. :grr: :wtf:

Apparently, cell phones these days have cool ring tones, texting keyboards, and cameras - but they don't come with calendars or clocks...

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Seriously.

It is so rude to hold up a meeting like this. It's beyond rude, actually. Be on time. Not that hard, folks.

[petronius]

17. Interesting concept - so, you're saying that a whole room full of people

stopping what they're working on, traveling to another part of the building, and then sitting around for 30 minutes while some nimrod fiddles around with cables and CDs before calling in tech support is a bad idea? Sounds a bit revolutionary, but you may be on to something...

[TZ]

20. Thats a constant problem where I work

and when you have lots of stuff to do in the lab that takes precise timing..that makes it all the worse (had to leave a meeting early cause of it today)

[Pierre.Suave]

22. Whoa

Where do you teach?

[petronius]

24. apparently I don't teach, since it appears that I've failed to communicate the idea

that a term project takes more than a day. However, I am employed by one the better campuses in the CSU (and to be fair, the half of the class that didn't wait until the last day has done quite well)...

[Pierre.Suave]

27. I am stunned

I was always amazed at friends of mine in college that would ask for help on a paper or some other project, when I would ask them when it was due they almost without fail said, "tomorrow..."

At that point, I refused to help them.

I on the other hand, had a calendar on which I would write down the due dates, and my daily, weekly, and monthly if required, goals to get the project done on time for all of my assignments that would take longer than one or two days.

[merh]

13. because you are smarter than the average bear , BooBoo

I was going to post a snark about ya being perfect but I don't want no shit from others that might not appreciate my charm and sarcasm.

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

15. LOL. I know of at least one person

who is shocked, shocked I tells ya that a buffoon like me could actually get a PhD and from UCONN, no less.

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

16. you got your degree from UConn?

All this time I thought you held a Doctor of Dehydrated Onions degree from Hamburger University

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Actually, I got it from Cracker Barrel.

I did my dissertation on Chicken Pot Pie. I'm for it. :rofl:

[merh]

18. See, what did I tell ya.

I only know one bear that got his PhD and he got it mail order, one of them degree mills

and I had professors in college that were bears and you outshine them

so you ARE SMARTER than the average bear!

:silly:

[JackBeck]

25. She's more like the Cliff Clavin of the Lounge.

I'm outta here for a few hours. Got a workshop to present.

[merh]

33. actually,

Will Pitt bears a striking resemblence to Cliff. Wish I had one of his photos to do the side beside comparison.

Someone needs to "ask Raven" that's my suggestion. :freak:

:crazy:

[flvegan]

34. That one still has me laughing.

God, that was the best.

[JackBeck]

37. I missed that.

I'm honored that I was informed "privately" this morning.

And it was explained in stunning detail as to how they came to this conclusion.

This is where I decided to end the correspondence.

[mikeytherat]

21. Because people do not think, they do not prepare, and they never PLAN AHEA

D.

mikey_the_rat

[underpants]

26. Knows what?

:shrug:

[flvegan]

30. Mmmm...Big Mac...

nom nom nom

[TheCentepedeShoes]

38. But did someone

at least remember to bring the donuts??

[madinmaryland]

39. Huh?

[CreekDog]

40. Operator Error.

:rofl: :hide: