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A man walks into a bar, orders up a beer. He strikes up a conversation with the guy sitting next to him. He asks his new friend what he does for a living.
"I'm a professor," his new friend replies. "I teach logic."
"Logic?" the man says. "I've never heard of that. What's logic?"
"Let me give you an example," the professor says. "Do you own a minivan?"
"Well, yeah," the man answers.
"So, since you own a minivan," the professor explains, "logic would suggest to me that you have kids."
"I do!" exclaims the man. "I have three kids!"
"And since you have kids," the professor continues, "logic would infer that you have a wife or girlfriend."
"I do!" exclaims the man. "My wife Betty Lou!"
"And since you have a wife," the professor concludes, "logic would indicate that you're straight --- you're a heterosexual."
"I am!" exclaims the man. "Say! You're pretty smart! That logic stuff is amazing!"
The professor finishes his drink, slaps the man on the back, and leaves. The man sits and drinks his beer, pondering about logic, when a buddy of his joins him at the bar.
"What's up?" his buddy asks.
"Do you know anything about logic?" asks the man.
"Logic? Naah," says his buddy. "What the hell is logic?"
"Let me give you an example," the man says. "Do you own a minivan?"
"Me? Nope," his buddy says.
The man replies, "Soooo.....you like guys, then, huh?"
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