Imagine the career in porn he might've had...

[redqueen]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1273232.ece

Baby born with penis on back

THIS is the picture that will shock parents around the world - a baby born with a second penis on his BACK.

The tot was born to farmer dad Li Jun, 30, and his unnamed wife, who live in Hejian city in central China's Henan province.

But he was rushed to Tianjin Childrens' Hospital on May 27 for surgery to remove his extra manhood.

The rare condition, the first for Tianjin Childrens' Hospital, is called fetus in fetu (FIF).

(more)

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. He would've had a hard time getting pR0n gigs

since he'd require two fluffers.

[pokerfan]

8. Isn't it every man's fantasy to be with two women?

This guy would be able to 'back' it up.

[petronius]

24. It would certainly add a new meaning to "reverse cowgirl"

;)

[DS1]

2. I can't believe how insensitive you're being to this poor child

perhaps you'd wish Parkinson's on his little body to make him a human Sybian





:hide:

[redqueen]

5. Yeaaaaah,,, he'd need a lot more than just Parkinsons for that. (nt)

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. 2 days ago....

a family member finally succumbed to Parkinson's. He was 67. He suffered a long time. I am going to the wake tonight at 7 pm.

I'm taking a break from this place. I can't believe the shit that goes on in here.

[Bullwinkle925]

19. don't stay away too long . . .

and, yes, sensitivity is at times sorely lacking here.

:hug:


sorry to hear of your loss.

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. Thank you very much BW925...

It has been a rough few days.

I hope you are well.

:hug:

[RainDog]

3. he really could be coming and going at the same time!

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Oh, I thought this was another thread about me.

[RainDog]

6. You post is no good without pictures

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. I'm sure someone here has pictures they could send you.

:shrug:

[redqueen]

7. Heheheheh

*snickering continues...*

[Bucky]

10. Ah, China. That explains it. You know nearly 1 of 5 humans born with birth defects are Chinese?

[redqueen]

11. Isn't 1 in every 5 humans Chinese?

Is that racist? Any Chinese people you know die recently?

I don't want to "joke" if it's not the approved kind.

DU should have a "joke approval board" for those unsure if what they're saying makes them officially Not Liberal Enough.

[NewJeffCT]

12. It's more than 1 in 5

if you add mainland China, plus Macao, Hong Kong & Taiwan... (and, then you have millions more in the US, Canada, the UK, Russia, Singapore, Malaysia and elsewhere)

However, mainland China alone is almost exactly 20% of the world population.

[Elidor]

15. "joke approval board"

It's called GD-P

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. You know, you're absolutely right...

Joking about a Parkinson's baby with a birth defect, and then, snarking, instead of offering condolences to a fellow DUer who just had a family member die a horrible death from Parkinson's is...well, it's absolutely.fucking.hilarious. What was I thinking? My bad.

[Dr. Strange]

13. I posted a pic of his dad just the other day!

I mean, someone did. Someone else. Orrex, probably.

[DS1]

14. ahah! dicksuit

such a short, blessed life he had. Glad one of those dicks knocked someone up before he went missing

[Orrex]

22. I blame Temeah

That pev-in-absentia.

[Deja Q]

16. The bad news is, this person can NEVER go around saying he's twice the man they are...

:hide:

[Whoa_Nelly]

20. fetus in fetu means he has a twin inside him that never developed

poor kid.

Hope there are no more complications for him.

[Burma Jones]

23. Piggyback rides would have been....awkward.......

Also, probably a good thing he isn't Jewish.......what would a Mohel charge for this baby?

[Schema Thing]

25. Pervy aunt bev doesn't play "I've got your nose" .....

she plays "I've got your back"