MrLaraMN's coworker asked if he could take me to his class reunion.

[LaraMN]

He said he wants to give me some money so I can follow him around and he can act as though he's hitting ME up for money, like I'm his sugar mama or something.

:rofl:

Perhaps my true calling is in escort services?

[ghostsofgiants]

1. You really should have your own sitcom.

[LaraMN]

2. If I did, I'd actually have to go to the reunion.

Sitcom law dictates thusly.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. And it would be comedy gold!

[flvegan]

3. I don't think that's how escort services work, exactly.

Probably not a good suggestion to throw out there.

[LaraMN]

4. Well, aren't you reassured that I don't know how they work?

You should be!

[SOteric]

5. Wait. He's going to *pose* as your Cabana Boy?

Hrm. What percentage of the money he gives you to dole back out to him do you actually get to keep...? 'Cuz you should at least get a pint of mint chocolate chip out of the deal.

[Dangerously Amused]

6. I think you should go.

You can wear that one really short mini and those really hot boots and get free drinks and make all the other women jealous of your awesomeness and generally have a ball.

:bounce:

[Blue-Jay]

7. Will you wear some high boots?