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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 04:47 PM
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Poor MrsCoffee. She tries to make this woman's house look halfway presentable, but
Edited on Tue Jun-10-08 04:49 PM by MrCoffee
the crazy drunken lady keeps moving the lamps back to the same place they were before. Doesn't she know that this lamp has no buisiness being in the front window?


MrsCoffee tries to organize the Hummel figurines and cross-stitched inspriational pillows to be as least offensive as possible, but the next time she goes to clean, the psycho has them all over the place again. I won't even mention how many hours it takes to get the wine stains out of the carpets.

What's a poor cleaning woman to do?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 04:53 PM
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1. Fra-geeee-lay.
It must be Italian!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 04:56 PM
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2. That's not the worst of it
Why does one house need so many lava lamps?
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 05:07 PM
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6. For an enhanced drug-taking experience?
:shrug:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 05:12 PM
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8. What the hell, are you writing copy for a 1950's anti-dope ad?
"For an enhanced drug-taking experience, many marijuana addicts will use 'Lava Lamps' to make the drug-taking environment more 'groovy' or 'hip'. If you see anyone with red, blotchy eyes, dirty hair, unkempt clothing or a strange odor purchasing these 'Lava Lamps', contact your local authorities immediately."
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 05:13 PM
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9. I never know what I'm doing!
:crazy:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 04:59 PM
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3. My dear MrCoffee!
Great copycat!


:spank: :spank:









:rofl: :rofl:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 05:00 PM
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4. It's Christmas in June, CaliforniaPeggy!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Thanks for the spankin', darlin'.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 05:02 PM
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5. It was
my pleasure...

Anytime, anytime at all.....

:evilgrin:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 05:09 PM
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7. what, no precious moment figurines? You give some people money, but you can't give them class.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 05:15 PM
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10. I don't know...this one is pretty nice. Apparently it's the pride of her collection.


Seeing as how she likes it so much, MrsCoffee went ahead and put out all the christmas decorations.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 05:16 PM
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11. well it's always December some where!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 05:17 PM
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12. MrsCoffee likes to celebrate Antarctica style
:woohoo:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-10-08 05:19 PM
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13. i think that's what the Thomas Stinkade version of the Baby Jesus would want.
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