I fucking hate him (post a picture of your pet being an asshole)

[Guava Jelly]

:sarcasm: I admit it,he broke me.
I am a bad authoritative figure.

[janx]

1. One Aspect of The Bad Grey Dog Club--

it used to be a part of weim.net:

http://www.foggytales.com/bad_boy_stuff.htm





What makes you think I opened the pillows?

[Guava Jelly]

2. Ouch!

I've got it easy. Beautiful pooches

More evidence of assholery

[janx]

4. They're not mine--

they're one small part of what used to be the Bad Grey Dog Club on weim.net. I'll see if I can find some more.

And I always love my animal fam, even if I don't like what they do all the time. One problem I have with my weim, Huck, is that ever since we adopted Daisy, he's been getting into the foot-operated kitchen waste basket.

How'd that kitty get into the freezer?

[Guava Jelly]

9. He jumped

He is a bit fatter now ,I doubt that he could still make it .

[janx]

16. He looks pretty big, even in that shot.

Is he Maine Coon related?

[Guava Jelly]

18. I am not sure.

He may be. He was a rescued from animal testing.

[bertha katzenengel]

72. well of course he's a bit fatter now -

you kept letting him into the freezer . . .

;)

[zanne]

23. Your dogs are beautiful...

What's the name of the guy who photographs his dogs like that? (I can't pronounce the name of these dogs, much less say them.)

[Pool Hall Ace]

44. zanne, you are thinking of William Wegman.

:hi:

[janx]

47. These particular dogs are not my dogs.

But I think you are looking for the breed name weimaraner and the photographer William Wegman. I have some great pics of my weim dog, Huck, and of his sister, Portia, which I have posted on DU and might post again here.

I have a beautiful, beautiful mixed breed adopted dog here with me as well. I love animals, but dogs in particular.

[zanne]

66. Please post again.

And kudos for adopting your mixed breed dog. (Those are actually my favorite).

[littlebit]

3. I don't have any pics

of mine being assholes. They learned a long time ago to do stuff when I am not around. That way when I get home and find a mess I don't know which one did it.

[Guava Jelly]

5. My cats do stuff like that as well.

I can normally figure out which cat is guilty. lol

[hedgehog]

6. Counter surfing - is that what you call it?

Our dogs circle the table when they know there is food. It's a riot watching the tails circling like so many shark fins.

[janx]

15. Counter surfing is the term for what you see in the second pic

of my post. Even otherwise well behaved weims will engage in this activity, and I ran across the term some years ago from my favorite weimaraner web site. It's a Bad Grey Dog Habit!

[Initech]

7. Here is a pic of mine:

:popcorn:

[Guava Jelly]

12. eeew.. you should put a NSFP warning in the subject line

Not Safe For Peace. :)

[Arugula Latte]

32. You need to get that one neutered -- no anesthesia

Then tie him up outside on a short chain in the cold. Oh, and don't forget to beat him daily with a newspaper. He looks like a total jerkoff.

[Initech]

64. Too late - he already reproduced.

[nam78_two]

58. You need to get a nicer pet-that looks like the kind that would track litter everywhere.nt

[Initech]

65. Yeah, it's a pain in the ass cleaning that up!

[JackBeck]

8. You'd think she's have more respect after a few weeks:

Granted, the first night I fell asleep with her on the couch shirtless, only to be jolted awake from her attempts to feed from my nipple.

[Skittles]

11. lol

a friend of mine who is a new father fell asleep with his infant daughter and awoke with her firmly attached to his nose :D

[JackBeck]

22. Oh, she eventually got to my nose, too.

And my earlobe. Thankfully, our "daughter" has grown out of that phase and has moved onto other terrorist acts.

[Guava Jelly]

13. She is adorable.

And it looks like she is giving you a free nose piercing. :rofl:

[JackBeck]

25. That's what it felt like!

Here's Suki and her partner in crime:



They use the dining room table more than we do.

[Guava Jelly]

35. Its a catspiracy!

:) The one on the right has a very beautiful coat.

[Skittles]

10. not long after I got him, Riff Raff escaped

then taunted me for 36 hours by periodically popping his head up through a hole in the deck:

[DS1]

14. hahaha perfect

such a cat thing to do

[Guava Jelly]

17. There is something damn scary about that picture

He looks evil

[Skittles]

21. he's just waiting his chance I tell you GoPsUx

:o


He was such a cute kitten when he was a stray living in the bushes.....he fooled me :D

[Guava Jelly]

30. OMG

Aww look at the adorable innocent looking widdle kiddy..I want him!!!
How could you have known he would turn in to such a devil cat. :D

[DS1]

37. The first one is tempting me to post the Brimley Diabeetus pic

but it's been banned by the joke approval board

[JackBeck]

27. Aww, Riff Raff's got his lazers on.

That would have freaked me out...36 hours!

[Skittles]

36. when I moved in December, he disappeared for 17 days

I was so pissed I took him to the vet, got his shots updated, got him microchipped, put a collar on him, opened the window and shouted GO!!! Know what he did? Didn't go outside for three days, then gingerly "tested the waters". Now he comes in and out. Problem solved!!! :D

[bertha katzenengel]

73. LOL

:rofl:

:hi: Skittles

[fizzgig]

19. not being an asshole in this pic

but this one

is trying to fit all 16 or so pounds of her fat, furry ass in my lap and it is far too hot for that x(

eta: now she's rolling around on the floor, trying to convince me that she is cute

[Guava Jelly]

24. My guy is a 20 pounder (on a diet)

I'd say by the picture your guy is more on the "or so" side
Cute cat. :)

[fizzgig]

48. i would put her on a diet

but when that happens, she gets fatter and my other kitty (who seems to weigh less than a gallon of milk) gets skinnier. so, the free-feeding continues

[JackBeck]

34. Looks like we have her long lost sister:

She's 16 pounds, too.

[fizzgig]

50. what a sweet girl!

the funniest thing is when my girl rolls around and does what i call her 'sexy pose' for my boyfriend...on her back and all splayed out. i think she is more smitten with him than i am

[JackBeck]

52. You mean like this:

My lame submission to LOLcats, but Lulu is a total flirt. Don't even get me started how quickly she makes it on to the bed after...ahem...snuggle time.

[fizzgig]

55. that's the look!

my girl also is very quick to the bed in similar circumstances.

[Skittles]

43. does this happen to you a lot?

you're watching TV or something and all the sudden you realize that fat-ass blob is on your lap but you don't really remember them ever GETTING there - :o

[fizzgig]

51. that doesn't happen to me very often

that one always nudges my arm or hand with her nose and starts talking to me...i like the warning because it means i can brace my gut and bladder for the onslaught :D the only time i don't notice is if i'm sleeping...and that's a bit of a surprise to wake up to

[DS1]

20. Here's my cat trapping the cat who lived behind us on the far side of the road

So he'd have to get past Minou, sitting on a car.

[Guava Jelly]

26. He's like a little feline Velociraptor

:D

[DS1]

33. Totally

He owns the block. One morning after a light snow, I was able to track his prints, and he went up one side of the road up every single driveway, checked it out for other cats, then back down the other side.

He's a bastard to other cats outside. I was on a walk the other night and a black cat ran out of some bushes in front of me, only to be followed by Minou.

on my lap

[Guava Jelly]

42. Thats one tough f'n feline.

Without a doubt.

[DS1]

53. Winter fighting weight

[Guava Jelly]

56. Gawd damn

I'd rather take my chances with a Bengal tiger than fuck with him!
That would make a hilarious animated gif
"you want a piece of me" lol

[TheCentepedeShoes]

28. Can't catch him

He goes into the bathroom during the night and chews up the toilet paper.

[Guava Jelly]

57. Obie is bad at that.

We have lost many a roll to him.

[Blue-Jay]

29. Bad dog!

[Guava Jelly]

31. Oops

:yoiks:

[DS1]

39. suction cup for the floor

:rofl:

[janx]

41. Well, it's chewy! n/t

[unpossibles]

71. HA! some friends of ours came down for a weekend and brought their dog

and their dog found our stash or toys and walked into the TV room with one. We all died laughing after a brief moment of embarrassment. Our dog never chews stuff that's not hers, so we got spoiled with not having to dog-proof everything. Lesson learned.

[Liberal Veteran]

38. Oh. Were you wanting to watch something on tv? Dee-Dee being an asshole.

(but a cute one)



Here's one of Mischief being silly and deciding my mouse hand would be the most comfortable place to sit.




And here we have Logan (RIP) bogarting all the cool air from the AC. (And believe me, he was semi-feral and that look on his face is totally serious)



And here's Chatter taking up ENTIRELY TOO MUCH BED!



And here is Chatter and Mischief blocking the controls to the dryer while keeping the washer from being opened.

[Guava Jelly]

45. Beautiful cats

Mischief is gorgeous. Chatter reminds me of Obie. (The cat in the OP)He sits the same way.

[Liberal Veteran]

60. When I saw Obie, I thought "Chatter!". They look like brothers.

[Cannikin]

40. Trying to get permission to sit down from the king of the mountian.

[Guava Jelly]

46. It looks like he is saying

"Can I help you?" :rofl:

[Lex]

49. Bitch been stealin' my coffee behind my back!!

[Guava Jelly]

54. A cat that likes coffee.

I can identify :)

[nam78_two]

63. I remember this pic from the first time I saw it here

It is HILARIOUS :rofl:-you need to make a Lolcat out of that :D.
The look of concentration she has on her face is too funny.

[nam78_two]

59. I have never been able to take a pic of Buffy when she is rubbing her posterior on the carpet

Probably because I am too busy being grossed out and running to get some carpet cleaner x(.
Seriously grosses me out-does anyone else's cat do this :shrug:?
I have had cats all my life but rarely had carpeted rooms, so I don't know if this specific to the Buffster or if all cats do it...
I have tried to get her to stop to no avail.

[Guava Jelly]

61. My girl Anna does that

It is the oddest thing to see her dragging herself with her back legs behind her head.
Not very ladylike either :rofl:

[nam78_two]

62. Yeah-I have to admit it is a pretty funny sight

And she knows I don't like her doing it, so she usually does it with this sort of surreptitious look around first, which is extra funny :D.
At least it is good to know that it isn't some sort of response to my personality and other cats do it too :hi:.

[ET Awful]

67. Reach out, reach out and touch someone

[sinkingfeeling]

69. It's a 'terrorist fist jab'!!!

[bertha katzenengel]

74. The Mighty Quinn!

Hi, ET. Good to see you. :)

[EnviroBat]

68. Here's one...

"If I keep climbing on this cage door long enough, he'll let me out so I can beat him with this tail..."

[mokawanis]

70. Cat peed on the liner of my new leather jacket

Before we got him fixed he peed on the liner of a brand new leather jacker I'd received for xmas. I called some cleaners and they all said to just throw the jacket away. Sorry, no pic, but I can report that I didn't kill the kitty.